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The Publicist's Plight (Rewritten Version of Harrison inc.)

The Publicist's Plight (Rewritten Version of Harrison inc.)

He huffs like I'm the one being complicated, "I saaaid, this...isn't...'Bastian Harr'son!" "...Is this Sebastian?" "No!" The man cheers, "This is TREVOR!" He screams the words "no, this is Trevor" exactly how Patrick Star from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants screamed "no, this is Patrick" during the episode he was a cashier at The Krusty Krab taking phone calls, and it is then that I'm completely done with Sebastian's bullshit, and his friend's. When he starts laughing uncontrollably, I rub my eyes. "Well, Tre-vor, why are you calling me from Sebastian's phone?"
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SWEET MISTAKES

SWEET MISTAKES

The servant's voice was no longer excited. "Ah, it doesn't work, bro. I was a schoolboy I still have no money." Gerald answered lightly. I'm embarrassed. I want to sink my head into Bikini Bottom and register to be the mayor of Bikini Bottom. It is better to be friends with Patrick and Spongebob or to be Squidward's twins than to be with Gerald, which is embarrassing. "Come on, honey. Thanks for the free date, bro." Gerald hugged my back. I was silent because I was embarrassed.
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Alpha Michael

Alpha Michael

I asked Freya and she just takes a deep breath, she had already given up on the idea that she could still get the SpongeBob SquarePants stuffed toy so she nodded at me and let me take it for her. I aim my fake gun towards the SpongeBob SquarePants stuffed toy and then I pulled the trigger of the gun. First try: the stuffed toy gently moves, the bullet touches the pants of the stuffed toy. Second try: the stuffed toy fell but it didn't fall completely on the ground where a net is waiting for it to catch.
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A Boy With Love

A Boy With Love

I said to myself and gently walked down to the third step. “I'm sorry but I'll have to eliminate you” I said to it like it could listen. I gently lifted the wet mop and began to lower it to the brown potion of the white floor I turned my voice into that of Spongebob Squarepants “OH no! Don't kill me! Don't kill me” But I still killed it by cleaning it off. I raised the mop and smiled, sparkling white. As I climbed up the stairs, I saw two guys headed towards the elevator. With my Super girl vision I saw the face of the two of them. They looked really familiar.
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Rejecting My Three Alpha Mates

Rejecting My Three Alpha Mates

I told her upfront and was expecting for her to quickly get the hint. Unfortunately, I guess a drunk Naya isn’t that easy to convince. Maybe a non-drunk Naya either. “You don’t know who Gavin Wilder is?! Have you been living under a rock? Are you Patrick, Spongebob’s best friend?” She giggled. I shook my head. “No, and I don’t really ca–”
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Unexpected rebound.

Unexpected rebound.

Maya and I laid lazily on my couch, watching Ted over and over again till we became tired. Most of the time, Tristan and the thunder buddy song raced through my thoughts. I hadn't been seeing much of him since he saved me from taking a blow. I grabbed the remote and changed the channel to Nickelodeon. My eyes brightened when I saw SpongeBob on screen. Even if I was eighteen, SpongeBob was definitely a cartoon I'd never stop watching. How could anyone be like SpongeBob? He was very annoying and didn't know when to quit, but I still loved him.
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Alacrimia

Alacrimia

But I make no promises to answer every question o 😌😌 I still have to keep up the enigmatic aura 😉 Oh, yeah, a question I've been meaning to ask somebody all this while; Please, who knows when Plankton in SpongeBob SquarePants is finally going to successfully steal Mr Krabs' Formula and use it? 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️ Because after several years of not watching that cartoon, I finally go back to it and discover that he's still trying to successfully steal it 😑 ♟️
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Priyal Dessai
Wonderfully written! The pace is so smooth✨ I absolutely loved the way the author described the scenes. The grammar is on point. I couldn't find a single typo either! Highly recommended!! Keep up the good work! ❤
Anastasia Ifinedo
This is one of the best Nigerian books I've come across after Chinua Achebe's and Chimamanda Adichie's. This work is a beautiful criss-cross between the contemporary world and the traditional world, and a book brimming with life, thanks to Eniiyi's fighting spirit. You don't want to miss this.
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Dearest Princess

Dearest Princess

In the end, the shopkeeper declined the acquisition proposal from the assertive Ambrose, but agreed to sell SpongeBob to him. At the same time, as a token of goodwill, he also gave Ambrose an extra balloon as a gift. Well, Ambrose supposed that he could give this to Vincent. Ambrose walked out of the store, holding SpongeBob in one hand and a balloon in the other. A little boy happened to see him and stared at the SpongeBob in Ambrose's hand. He shouted, "Wow! It's the limited edition SpongeBob! I want it!" Ambrose, with a cold expression, looked down at the boy.
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Be careful what you wish for

Be careful what you wish for

A sensation of happiness runs through my body as I come to realization – she already sees me as her daddy! I get off the bed and starts pacing around again. I only wish that she called me daddy under different circumstances. Why am I such a dick?!!! I am back to that place of frustration as I think again about how I fucked up my chances. “ Are ya ready kids? (Aye, aye, captain) I can't hear you (Aye, aye, captain) Oh Who lives in a pinneapple under the sea? (Spongebob Squarepants) Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
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Pranking the prank king

Pranking the prank king

I'm so gonna make fun of him for his tomorrow. I brought out my phone and hit the video button. The only way to make him believe is to film it. "Hey KC, can you say that again?" "Oh my god, cupcake. You're so fucking annoying. Mr Krabs is so gonna fire you for this. Oh! and tell Squidward I said cashy almost ran away yesterday. You should've seen it Cupcake, spongbob chased her all around Bikini Bottom" He laughed "Bikini Bottom"
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