Patrick X Spongebob Novels & Stories

I had a gut feeling that my friends were doing something behind my back. I felt my phone vibrating inside my pocket; I pulled my phone out of my pocket and noticed a new message. I opened it and found the message from Alex. I forgot to mention we didn’t talk since Saturday and I was avoiding him too. Squidward: didn’t see you today at school, Yeah, I named him Squidward after the character in SpongeBob, and that’s because he acts exactly like him. I was busy today; I texted back. Three dots appeared as he was typing, then the dots disappeared. I frowned and glanced at the door, checking if a customer came. There was no one, so I focused on my phone again.

I will ask. "Well... I just wanted to ask something but..." Bennet looked away and I stopped smiling when I saw the slight reddening of his ears and cheeks. A sign that he was feeling embarrassed about something. "I just wanted to ask... why... why..." "Why what?" "Why... hmm.. oh damn!" Bennet was annoyed. "Why do women find Spongebob adorable?! I mean... he's nothing but a yellow stingy sponge that lives under the sea? What is it about him that makes women want him?!" asked Bennet in shock.

Bruna gasps as her mouth draws an 'o'. Troy looks at his watch. "It's 7:10 pm." "Noooo!" Bruna cries out. "I'm 10 minutes late for SpongeBob!" Really? A cartoon? She kicks my legs from her lap and sinks on the couch to watch SpongeBob. She's acting as if this is her house. It's not. "Oh," Bruna sits up on the couch looking at Troy and me. "I almost forgot!" She taps her forehead. "Guess what?"

Crumbs and smears dotted the rug—potential stains on an artifact worth more than most people's homes—but she was oblivious, lost in giggles. Lukas edged closer, peering at the screen. His surprise deepened: it was SpongeBob SquarePants, not some trendy new show, but the very episodes that had captivated him as a kid—timeless absurdity with that yellow sponge and his starfish sidekick flipping Krabby Patties. Nostalgia flickered amid his irritation.

I take out my phone, hoping to distract myself, but when I check my accounts, every single one is frozen. My stomach sinks. He actually did it. A shaky breath leaves me. My eyes sting again, but before I can cry, Micah is back with two movie tickets and a huge bowl of popcorn. “SpongeBob?” He raises a brow, teasing. A small, broken smile tugs at my lips. “Really?” “Hey, I know you love it,” he says, handing me the popcorn. We walk side by side toward the theater. When we step inside, I stop short. “Wait, where is everyone?”

8 YEARS AGO "I like Patrick better because he's a starfish." Garriet said and I rolled my eyes. "But sponge Bob is smart and Patrick is dumb." I frowned getting angry as I swung my sailor moon lunch box and held her hand. Daddy said I should always protect Garriet because she has a weak heart. "Rage don't insult Patrick he's my friend," she warned. "Ok I won't anymore." I told her and we got into the lonely bridge road.

The servant's voice was no longer excited. "Ah, it doesn't work, bro. I was a schoolboy I still have no money." Gerald answered lightly. I'm embarrassed. I want to sink my head into Bikini Bottom and register to be the mayor of Bikini Bottom. It is better to be friends with Patrick and Spongebob or to be Squidward's twins than to be with Gerald, which is embarrassing. "Come on, honey. Thanks for the free date, bro." Gerald hugged my back. I was silent because I was embarrassed.

JOY “Dad, you’re worse than a kid. This cartoon isn’t for you. You need to go to bed!” I yelled at Dad, who smiled at me, his eyes much brighter than before. Paige stared at me from the couch, giggling at my father being scolded. “I can’t help it. This is amazing. Who knew SpongeBob SquarePants could be so hilarious . . . but also, a bit inappropriate for kids.” I shrugged. “I know. But Dad, you’ve taken your sleeping pills already. So, if you don’t sleep now, you’ll be awake all night.”

After Sebastian and Patrick stared at each other for what felt like hours, Sasha was sure that they were going to leap for each other’s throats anytime now. And that was why she was surprised when suddenly Patrick burst out laughing, clapping his hands for good measure. Sasha stared at him in shock as he continued to chuckle, as if he had heard the funniest joke he had ever heard in his life.

DAMON 'Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?' The television yelled. "Spongebob SquarePants!" My seven-year-old niece squealed in response. From where I was, I watched her move her upper body energetically to the rest of the theme song and when the end came, I took over.