Romans & histoires Paul Blart Meme

he asked me, and then he slapped me on the back as two Zetas stopped fighting and watched him. “Whoa, down boys!” he said loudly. “They look like they’re going to rip me apart.” “You’ll be okay. They take it as a personal insult when they think someone is trying to harm their king,” I said to him. “I always knew you were spoiled and a snob, but this is extreme, even for you,” Paul said, and I laughed. “I’m not a snob,” I said to him. “I was just kidding, this is unreal, man. So do you take me to the woods now and kill me or wipe my memories?” he asked me.

Paul: Yeah I did and soon, Paris will be my wife and queen of Azrael. Blair: (her mood changes) I'm happy for you Paul: Well you don't look happy, what's the matter? Blair: It's nothing, Just that I really miss Austin and I wish he were here with me Paul: Ohhh, I miss him too Blair: I'll be in my room now Paul: Uhhh okay, Goodnight. *********************** (Paul goes to his mom's room) Paul: Mom! Mom! The most amazing thing happened to me today (notices her sad mood) What's wrong?

“I was joking around but… Did they actually f*ck?” Paul bursts into laughter, his mirth and Steve’s presence ebbing at the guilt.

Margo groaned looking to see Paul dancing in front of some elderly lady. "Probably around trying to throw Collen out of the club. I've heard all about it." Alison teased with a grin. PLOP! And just in time for her dentures to pop out of her mouth. "Ooo Paulina could you grab this young gal's teeth please." "Uhh. Sure Mable!" Paul declared bending over to pick up Mable's dentures SMACK! "HEE!" Paul squealed jumping into the air clutching his butt. As he spun to face Mable with a beat red face. She quickly stuffed a twenty dollar bill into his bunny suit pacifying him.

Paul's words were disembodied. “Are you kidding me you were the one that was doing that, why? While you're at it why don't you tell me why I can't remember large chunks of my life” “I will talk about the memory thing when we are behind closed doors and as for making you sick. I can make you do anything, I have complete control over every part of your body. If I wanted to I could make you pee your pants. Do you want to see?” Paul's voice was dead serious

Paul spits as Richard dramatically covers his mouth with a fake gasp. “But Dad, you are an honourable man. How could you possibly have done anything fraudulent?” Richard sarcastically asks. Inside he couldn’t hold it together; he was pissing himself with laughter. He held the sides of his chair tight, trying not to crack a smile in front of Paul. “I don’t know what I can do to fix this for you.” Realising he was getting nowhere with Richard; Paul lets out a grunt and storms out of the room ‘being trapped in an elevator didn’t teach that little shit, I am in charge’ Paul remarks to himself. ‘Both him and Emmett are going to pay for what they are doing.’

Robert-Galt: “Who the fuck are you to question the memory reel’s authenticity? PBD is not the kind of channel that would pull a publicity stunt like that!” Joe Dragon : “But you still can’t change the fact that… memory reels are not always believable!” KongVsGodzilla: “Oh, come on! Can’t we all just appreciate what he did?“ MewTube: “Who else thinks this reel is utter bullshit?” Flat-Sun-Society-Member: “Is it just me or his armor seems a bit familiar?” CosmicDouche_1: “Shitt! Now that you mentioned… How could I miss this?“