Rat Burping Meme

I've been chasing after Howard Chapman for 20 years. A week before our graduation ceremony, we slept together every night, burning through ten boxes of condoms in just as many days. When I bring him our 11th box of condoms, he turns me away as he's working on his thesis. Worried about his health, I buy him some supplements instead. But as I stand outside his door, about to hand them over, I catch him poking holes in the condoms. His friend chuckles and says, "You're still sneaking Selena Reed birth control pills, huh? You're the only one who'd cook up such a scheme. Selena doesn't know she's already swallowed ten of them, does she? If she did, she'd throw a huge tantrum." Howard snorts. "I wouldn't even touch her if I didn't need her to try the pills and help me figure out which one causes the fewest side effects. "Lizzy's got a weak immune system. She's not as tough as Selena, so I have to be more careful with her. Besides, Selena and I are engaged. There'll be plenty of time to nurse her back to health after the wedding. I won't owe her anything." His friends cackle at his response. "You're not wrong. Selena's been pursuing you for 20 years. She's probably over the moon to marry you. She'd probably hand you her uterus if you asked for it—birth control pills are nothing to her." Howard had just proposed to me yesterday, in front of the whole college. My tears spatter onto the supplement box as I turn to leave. Howard has made his choice, and it's only right that I honor it.

Brielle Davenport tells me to test out rat poison on her childhood sweetheart, Trevor Whitlock's live stream, just so the popularity can be boosted. "All you lose is a life, you know. Meanwhile, Trev has always dreamed of becoming a popular streamer." Then, Brielle hands the rat poison to me. I don't turn her down. Instead, I lift the rat poison to my lips and drink it right in front of the camera. Naturally, my actions boost Trevor to the top spot of the platform, making him the most popular male streamer. The delighted Brielle is quick to throw him an afterparty to celebrate his success. The next day, when Brielle opens the door to the studio, she notices my stiff figure on the floor, my lips still bluish-purple from the poison. She has always been cold and aloof, and yet, she crumbles from anxiety on the spot. I used to come back to life within two hours after my death. Yet, this time, I show no signs of life. Brielle keeps calling out my name. Later on, she can only listen in disbelief as the doctor pronounces my death. Meanwhile, I've already stirred awake in my original world and started my life anew. The truth is, I've transmigrated into this book eight times in a row. In the first seven times, Brielle had saved me seven times, but she also hurt me that many times. In the eighth attempt, I return seven lives to her. Finally, I'm able to leave this world once and for all.

Kehidupan ganda yang terpaksa dijalankan Bianca demi menyambung hidup pada akhirnya membawanya ke dalam masalah besar. Bianca tidak pernah menyangka jika ayah dari anak muridnya sendiri adalah salah satu pelanggan yang datang ke pekerjaan kedua Bianca. Dengan suara beratnya, pria itu berbisik, "Jadi benar kita pernah bertemu sebelumnya?"

When Jake Savage walks out of prison, the man he used to be is long gone. Now known as Wrath, he carries a debt to Rancid and a reputation forged in blood. His road leads to Reading, Pennsylvania—straight into the clubhouse of the Road Warriors MC, where violence is currency and loyalty is law. Love was never part of his plan. But when danger closes in, Wrath does the only thing he’s ever been sure of: protect what’s his. A five-year-old boy wandering down his driveway becomes the unexpected spark that shifts his world—and gives him something worth fighting for. As old grudges resurface and new enemies take aim, Wrath discovers that peace was never meant for a man like him. Caught between being a protector and monster, he must face betrayal, forge uneasy alliances, and unleash the darkness that’s kept him alive.

Kisah seorang gadis desa bernama Elmira Amaria. Anak seorang oetani di desa terpencil yang bisa menjerat cinta seorang Juragan muda nan tampan dari kota yang bernama Raka Reksa Dhanuar. Baru diketahui setelah mereka menjalin hubungan jika sebenarnya sang Juragan sudah memiliki dia istri jauh sebelum bertemu dan jatuh cinta dengan Elmira. Elmira memantapkan hatinya untuk tetap terus melanjutkan hubungannya dengan Reksa hingga pada suatu pernikahan. Apapun rintangannya akan ia hadapi untuk tetap terus hidup bersama sang pria pujaan hati. Setelah menikah masalah kerap kali datang dari segala sisi untuk menyerang Elmira agar ia segera menyerah menjadi istri Reksa. Namun dari masalah-masalah itulah yang membuat karakter baru dalam dirinya.

It wasn't a mistake. Lauren cheated on Ethan when they are young with his cousin and his entire football team. It breaks Ethan and made him lost everything. He leaves the city and after 7 seven years, Lauren is like an angel who falls right into his feet. He blackmails her and made her his toy until things escalated. A chaos in power and the girl from the past. What will happen to their chaotic relationship? How can Lauren live through the wrath of his ex?

"How about meeting again so we can continue from were we left." Raphael asked in his husky voice, his hand still squeezing my breast. He was really good at it. "You were good but not good enough for another night baby boy." I winked, leaving him with a shocked expression on his face.

Diusir tanpa harta setelah perceraian, aku kembali sebagai wanita penuh kemewahan. Semua orang bertanya dari mana datangnya kekayaanku. Tak ada yang tahu, rahasiaku hanyalah satu— aku adalah wanita simpanan ayah angkatku sendiri.

Ketika hasrat akan perempuan tak pernah tercukupi dengan seorang perempuan saja, Arya Wibisana, arsitek berumur 35 tahun, bertualang dengan banyak perempuan meski ia sudah memiliki istri yang manis bernama Vina Anisa. Seorang istri yang merelakan dirinya menjadi bagian dari petualangan cinta lelaki yang dicintainya. Petualangan yang kadang melibatkan perannya agar tak menghalangi langkah Arya. Vina merelakan suaminya untuk bercinta DENGAN PEREMPUAN LAIN TAPI TIDAK MEMBAGI CINTANYA. Mungkinkah hal tersebut dilakukan, atau jangan-jangan, keputusan Vina akan menjadi awalan dari sebuah malapetaka?

Kaisar jarang mengunjungi harem belakangan ini. Namun, akhir-akhir ini para selir selalu terlihat berseri-seri. Aku merasa bingung melihat hal ini. Sampai suatu saat, aku melihat seorang makhluk aneh dengan ekor seperti binatang muncul di hadapanku. Barulah aku menyadari, makhluk yang seperti manusia tapi bukan manusia ini, membuat para wanita di harem menantikan datangnya malam dengan penuh harap.