The Boyfriend App
When a character sees a pretty girl on the street, his eyes pop out of their sockets accompanied by an ah-ooo-gah blare, his jaw drops to the ground and his tongue rolls out like a carpet, his heart beats out of his chest like a giant jello shot, steam blows out of both his ears, he hits himself over the head a few times with a high-striker mallet that has materialized out of thin air, and stars spin around his head as a cuckoo clock bird shoots out of a mini-door in his forehead.
The first time I saw those video clips, I couldn’t understand how all those OTT clips could be a representation of hooman love at first sight.
But now I can. I can.
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I think in terms of pick-up lines because th