Pick Up Lines For Flirting Novels & Stories

"W-what do you mean? I don't remember, tell me what you're talking about." I sat down on the couch and pulled her on my laps, trailing my hand over her beautiful body. She moved a little bit and I made sure she stayed frozen by tightening my grip. "I told you the last time that I wanted to take this further with you. Did you think I was joking about it? Right now..." I pulled her face closer to mine, "I'm flirting with you." "But...you didn't—" "I'm going to flirt with you because I already informed you darling." I whispered in her ears before moving my lips over hers quickly.

“You have no idea. Meetings, conferences, idiots trying to impress me… exhausting stuff. You could’ve called, you know. Hearing your voice might’ve helped.” I rolled my eyes. “I wasn’t about to disturb your empire building.” “Disturb?” he echoed, a playful glint in his eyes. “Sweetheart, you’re the only person I want to be disturbed by.” Oh my fucking goodness, how does he do this all the time? Know exactly the most flirtatious thing to say at the right moment. “Ugh. You really need new lines.” I rolled my eyes at him. He chuckled, dropping his jacket on the armrest and stretching his arms out a bit. “I don’t. They seem to work perfectly fine on you.”

Hot Ecology Guy: That sounds like a challenge Me: Just stating facts, ask Mina Me: I’m changing your contact name to Tyler *eye roll* is there a last name Hot Ecology Guy: There’s only one way I will give you my last name ;) This boy and his wink emojis are ridiculous, but I know I have been smiling and laughing this whole conversation. He’s a shameless flirt, but nothing vulgar or obscene. I think I might actually be enjoying myself. Me: Smooth. Are you just going to keep trying to play me with pick up lines? Hot Ecology Guy: Depends..Are they working? Me: I am laughing if that was the goal

I asked him and he chuckled. "Of course I do." He said proudly. "But you will still drown because they are very deep," I said in a sensual voice. And he suddenly moved dangerously close to my face making my heart stop beating and I held my breath back. "Who wants to escape? I want to get lost in your eyes. Forever." My heart skipped a beat at his cheesy words. And I pretended to be throwing up. “Mr. Flirteous King, would you stop picking such cheesy words before me? I feel like throwing up.” I snapped at him but he was laughing like a shameless person.

But I just did, you idiot. "Flattery will get you nowhere, Devon." This guy had some of the most rinsed-out, clichéd lines. No one had ever taught him how to woo a woman? He chuckled. "I'm an aging squirrel and you're a tough nut to crack. Let me try again." He cleared his throat. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm deeply attracted to you, but you think I'm full of...poo?" A smile crawled onto my face as I shook my head. This guy…

'Hi Nice to meet you,' I greeted! "No tea for me please! " Would you like to have coffee then? "I would like to have you" What! ( Did I heard right, fucked up fellow) I was bewildered at his flirting.

"I mean, to climb higher than I already am. It's overwhelming and I sometimes, I just snap." I wisely keep my mouth shut and let him finish. "I almost did today, so I decided, hey why not go get drinks at that cool club instead? Maybe, you'll meet a beautiful woman." I chuckle. Is he flirting with me? Even if he's not, the humor at the end of the sentence lightens the mood a bit. "Coincidentally, I did meet a beautiful woman, only that she carried a wet patch around." I crack a genuine smile. "Are you gonna let me live that down?"

He stepped inside without waiting for an invitation, still smiling like he belonged here. “I couldn’t stop thinking about you while you were away,” he continued. “You must be tired from the trip. Let me take you out for dinner tonight. I know the best restaurant in the city. We can talk about our future… our families… how perfect we’d be together.” I wanted to scream. Instead, I bore it with a polite, plastic smile, nodding along as he kept throwing one cheesy pick-up line after another. “You know, Dorla, I believe in love at first sight… but I also believe in love at second, third, and fourth sight. And every time I see you, I fall all over again.”