Pinoy Q And A Jokes

Sa mata ng lahat siya ay tinitingala na parang bitwin sa kalangitan. Si Leo Storm, Isang perpekto at napaka gwapong CEO ng eL Company. Sa likod ng brusko at matcho nitong pangangatawan nakatago ang sekretong kanyang iniingatan. Si Ellie, palaban at masipag na babae. Handang makipagsapalaran matulungan lang ang kanyang pamilya. Sa di inaasahang pagkakataon, pagtatagpuin sila ng kapalaran. Paano nila haharapin ang laro ni kopido? Kaya nga bang dayain ng kapalaran ang iyong kasarian? Kaya nga bang pigilan ang iyong nararamdaman kung pag-ibig na ang iyong kalaban? Ito ang kwentong susubukin ang iyong pagkatao. Kwentong magpapaikot sa iyong mundo

[Erotic Romance] Matured content that are not suitable for ages under 18 years old. Pag hindi po sanay sa mga sensitive scene ay wag nalng pong pilitin na basahin halos lahat po kasi ng chapter sa story na to ay may erotic scene na hindi angkop para sa mga sensitive readers. Gabby Samonte, isang mistesa, half Australian, maganda, at talaga namang nakakakit. May lihim na pagtingin sa kanyang amo na byudo 48 years old na si Alonzo De Vera, Ngunit hindi nya inasahan ng maibigay nya ang pinakaiingatan nyang pag ka birhin sa isang estranghero at nagbunga pa ang nangyari sa kanila, pinakasalan sya ni Alonzo para maiwas sya sa kahihiyan, pero di nya inaasahan na anak pa pala ng amo nya ang naalayan nya ng kanyang pag ka birhin at sya pang naka buntis sa kanya. Nang magkita silang muli ni Alfonzo ay hindi na sya tinigilan ng binata, hanggang sa nahulog syang muli sa bitag ng kasalanan. Anong mangyayari sa kataksilan nilang dalawa, paano kong matuklasan ni Alonzo na niloloko sya ng asawa nya sa mismong anak nya. Paano kung malaman nya na apo pala nya ang inako nyang anak nya?

Adharia Navier Valler, as the dearest younger sister of the domineering Head of the Valler organization, she was taught to continue their family's legacy. But once a marionette under her brother's shadow is finally released from her shackles, won't the rose of the Valler Organization, their deadliest weapon dominate those who look down on her. But when a fortunate turn of event arises, one that includes her best-loved male character in her favorite romance novel travels through time and space, breaking the law between reality and fantasy, encounters her in an unforgettable "bed incident", this just might be the beginning of a series of unfortunate incidents. Conspiring against her and the Valler organization is the undeniable threat the Rohas organization poses, will Adharia and her team of friends be able to eliminate the masquerade of the traitor? Deduce the play? Handle the truth behind the Rohas organization? And uncover an unexpected romance between two forbidden lovers? The Un-Stereotypical Life of A Prince and A Heiress.

GINAWANG PAMBAYAD sa utang si Yza ng kanyang ama. Masamang-masama ang kanyang loob, kaya nilunod niya ang sarili sa alak. Sa sobrang kalasingan ay natumba siya ngunit bago pakinabangan ng matigas na simento ang malambot niyang katawan ay nasalo siya ng lalaking estranghero. Kinabukasan ng magising siya ay nagimbal si Yza sa kanyang natuklasan. Wala siya sa sariling kwarto. Higit sa lahat hubo’t hubad din siya. Naramdaman niya rin ang munting kirot sa pagitan ng kanyang mga hita. She’s lost her virginity… Sa lalaking hindi man lang niya namukhaan. Ang isang gabing pagkakamali ay nagbunga. Paano na siya? Gayon naglayas siya sa kanila at pagala-gala na lamang siya sa kalsada… She’s meet Manuel ang lalaking hindi yata marunong ngumiti at ubod ng suplado. Naging Knight and shining armor niya ang binata... Nakahanda akuin ni Manuel, ang anghel nasa sinapupunan ni Yza. nakatakda na ang pag-iisang dibdib nina Manuel at Yza. Pero dahil sa natuklasan ni Yza ay hindi natuloy ang kasal. At pagkalipas lamang ng ilang linggo ay nagpakasal si Yza sa ama ng binata,kay Don Hector...

Si Austheriel Selene " STAR" Madrid ay isang Masipag at mapagmahal na babae. Magmula ng siya ay maulila, tanging ang pamilya Endrelton ang kumupkop sa kaniya. Doon natutong tumibok at magmahal ang kaniyang puso, Ngunit tatlong endrelton ang mag papabago ng kaniyang buhay, tatlong lalake na pag aagawan ang kaniyang puso, sino nga ba ang karapatdapat para sa pagmamahal ng isang babaeng tila bituin sa ganda? Subalit Isang pagsubok ang dumating sa buhay ni Star, at sa kabila nito muli silang pag lalapitin ng tadhana at muling bubuhayin ang puso niyang namatay sa sakit ng mga sinabi at pinaranas ng nag iisang lalakeng nag turo sa kaniyang puso na umibig. "Kunin niyo na ang lahat ng bituin,but this star is mine" -Hallen

Warning: ( Mature content no rape ) Not for readers under the age of 18 “I love you till infinity.” His eyes were blazing and the truth in them, were by no means dulled by the raging force of the rain. He spoke with all honesty and she could feel it from the tears in his eyes, from the warmth that fill them. Right then at that moment, even though she stood there stiff as a rock and watched him, she knew she was a goner. Forced to marry someone she didn't love, Madison Allen was sure she was doomed to be unhappy, until she fell madly in love with a complete stranger. Will this be her ticket to eternal happiness or was the many things she doesn't know about him bring an end to the surreal love of theirs?

Breijelle Clein is really living the best of her live. Having a supportive friend and family but her dad wants her to marry the billionaire man. Vrion Pskear, a billionaire. He doesn't want to marry a woman he doesn't know but he can't do anything because he wants to do that for his parents. In their long association in the same house, the two gradually fall in love with each other

Excerpt: "If possible, I'll make a deal with the devil and wipe you out of existence!" She yelled. "You will?" He asked, advancing on her, slowly and steady. She staggered backwards. "Y...yes, I would!" "Then I'll give you just that... Let's make a deal" "Uh?" "Who are you to make a deal with me?" She finally felt her back hit the cold wall, behind her. "I'm the devil you seek" ********** Anastasia Chadwick is a twenty years old, wayward and careless lady. All her life, she had been a slave to her own mother who turned her into something she never imagined herself to be, but she wished to find someone who loves her or someone she could love, before she dies, which is still a long journey. Ever since she was little, she had the fear of dieing and this had prompt her to live her life to the fullest, but when she came across Devi Notham, her life took a drastic turn and it got so hard to keep on with her wishes.

Malaya will never live up to her name. Hindi siya kailanman naging malaya at hindi magiging. Namumuhay siyang tila daga na nagtatago sa malulupit na mga pusa. Sa kagustuhang matakasan ang kinalakhang buhay at mahanap ang kalayaan, napadpad si Malaya sa isang malayong probinsya. Sa kanyang pagtakas, nasumpumgan niya si Thorin Fuentebella— ang binatang kumupkop sa kaniya. Sa pagtira niya sa mansyon nito, napalapit at minahal niya ang lalaki— na walang kaalam-alam sa tunay niyang pagkatao. Subalit nang dumating ang pagkakataon na kinailangan niyang aminin ang lahat—ang tunay niyang pagkatao at dahilan ng kanyang pagtakas ay hindi niya inaasahang ang binata pa pala ang magtutulak sa kanyang balikan ang nakaraan na ayaw na niyang maranasan...

Eirlys Lythorne had known nothing but rejection and survival. Haunted by her dilemma, which was understood as a curse by everyone, even her mate, Ryker and bound by a past she cannot escape from, she isolated herself from everything. But when fate forces them together once more, old wounds resurface. But as tensions rose within the pack, and with the threat of an enemy, both outside and within, Ryker must confront his guilt and Eirlys must find the strength to trust again. With the fate of their world on the line, can they heal the scars of the past before it's too late? Or will rejection and revenge tear them apart forever?