Alpha Dragon
I see no humor.
"He's..." Jewel points at me unable to speak.
Pepper picks up where Jewel left off, "He kidnapped an eagle shifter and she's turned him green," Pepper says with laughter between every other word.
"What?" I yell. There's no way. She wouldn't. She couldn't.
This sends Jewel into spasms. "She's... she's an eagle shifter and she turned you green."
"No, it's brittlemortis," I yell in complete frustration. I look at Tahr and even he's smiling now.