Surviving My Father’s KPIs
My father was a senior HR executive.
He used KPIs to define my life.
"Rank top ten in your grade, and I'll give you a B, with a bonus of 250 dollars.
"Place in a state-level competition, and you'll get an A, with a bonus of 500.
"If your SAT score hits Ivy-level, I'll give you an S+ and a 5,000-dollar year-end bonus."
I studied as if my life depended on it, and in the end, I got the acceptance letter.
My father slapped a contract down in front of me instead.
"Congratulations on onboarding into the next phase. Starting today, your allowance will be structured as base salary plus performance plus attendance bonus.
"Base pay is 250 dollars a month, enough to keep you from starving.
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