Boyfriend Outsourced Our Relationship to AI
"If I hadn't been a coward and backed off, you'd never have ended up with him. You'd never have spent three years getting hurt."
As he spoke, his wet eyes turned to me, and his hands reached out, testing, like he wanted to pull me in.
I smacked his hands away and straightened him back up.
"Just talk. What happened then?"
He sat back down, looking wounded, his back slumping a little, his voice smaller than before.
"Noah said he didn't know how to win a girl over. He was scared he'd say the wrong thing."
"So he asked me to build him a Boyfriend Assistant, something to teach him what to say and how to reply to you."