Pranks On Sleeping People Novels & Stories

I can see Sleepy opening up a bottle of champagne with his tiny friends, showering in the foam and coating their entire bodies. "Bachelor life? Crazy parties?" I can't fight the grin from showing on my lips. "For being such tiny creatures, fairies sound rather wild," Sleepy laughs. "We can size-shift, but we take greater pleasure in shrinking other people for the hell of it. Last weekend, we hired a human stripper and shrunk her down to nothing; she was terrified," I shake my head. "Remind me to never go to a fairy party," "The pixie parties are far worse-..."

“I like you bouncing. Just don’t hit the tree, Ollivara. Now you still have one round to go. Could you wrap it up quickly instead of talking me half to death again? I’m hungry and I want dinner.” His followers laughed again. They were really having a good time. That was it. Nice girls always finish last. I was done being too fucking nice. I raised a hand over my head like an awesome conductor, and then I snapped my fingers. My prank magic rolled out and spread like a shockwave. The laughter in the garden vanished, and the vampires watching the match outside the ring winced at first, then shifted their feet, then cursed profusely. Half of them started to scratch their balls; the rest would do

My team was the only one in the company that hit its performance targets this year. At the year-end party, the boss waited until everyone else had left, then he pulled out a big red box and had the four of us in my team draw blind boxes. I drew a desktop tower caked in dust, an antique that looked like it belonged in a museum. Haley Lambert, my teammate, drew a monitor covered edge to edge in scratches. Drew Sandler got a keyboard with every letter worn clean off the keys. Gabe Carell ended up with a grease-slicked wired mouse. Our boss, Cyrus Griffin, clapped me on the shoulder, grinning drunkenly. "You young people love a blind box, right? It's all about that thrill of not knowing!

"Are you okay? You look pale." "I had a bad dream," I admitted. "Jim and his team were throwing me, imitating dwarf tossing." I didn't dare go to sleep after waking up. I was afraid the dream would come back if I slept again. I sat in the front room and watched horror movies until morning. I fell asleep a few times, but the nightmare didn't return. "Dwarf tossing? Isn't that forbidden?" "Is there anything that can stop the senator's son from doing as he pleases?" I laughed sadly.

"As you already know, it is impossible to prank me." "Yeah, sure, Baldy," I laughed. Jayden and I always pranked each other. It was one of the ways we showed affection. One time, I had gone shopping at the mall and I spotted a wig that was of the exact same shade as Jay's hair. That gave me an idea for the cruelest prank ever. For the next few days, I'd cut some hair from that wig and sprinkle it around the apartment. My favorite spots were on the shower drain, Jay's pillow, the couch, Jay's comb, and a few other random places.

“Hey, are you really sleeping or you’re already dead? Hey! Wake up there, woman!” He keeps on kicking my shoulders to wake me up but I remained my eyes closed. I will pretend to be sleeping or as if I’m already dead just so he could just dump me and I could finally escape. I thought I already found a solution and succeed in pretending to be asleep when the man suddenly poured cold water on my face. I instantly opened my eyes and freaked out because of how cold the water was. The man laughed, “That wakes you up. Do you think you can fool me by pretending to be dead?”

It wouldn't help to get upset and give myself away too soon. I heard voices outside my door, so laid back and closed my eyes. I find that pretending to be asleep and incognizant usually made people's lips loose. People are so stupid, just add a few wounds or a weakness of some kind and they totally forget who you were before. That works for me though so I won't complain.

My feet touched the floors inside silently and I straightened up to scan the room. He was sleeping on his bed, oblivious to my presence. His soft snores echoed in the room and fell like a heavenly delight on my ears. Slowly and quietly, I approached his bed. He looked so peaceful and calm sleeping like that, I almost felt bad for what I was about to do next. Sticking my index finger in my mouth, I made sure to get as much saliva on it as I could before taking it out and shoving it deep inside his nose. It took him only a couple seconds, but he was wide awake and screaming in no time.

I went on this trip with my friend and we shared a hotel room but different beds. After a night out, we went back to sleep and we were drunk so we said fuck it and just slept in underwear. In the morning, once I wake up, he looks at me and laughs. “what?” I asked “bro you was moaning in your sleep and took your underwear off”

and I flipped them all off but inside my stomach was doing flips because I’d never actually lived with boys before not like this not in a dorm where they prank each other for fun and I had no clue how far they’d go maybe they’d draw on my face or put ice in my bed or worse and the thought of waking up to any of that made me decide right then and there no way I was sleeping tonight I was staying up all night if I had to. I played it cool though yawning fake and saying “yeah yeah laugh it up I’ll survive” while we brushed teeth and turned the lights off and climbed into our beds still trash-talking across the dark room like “bet Lange cries during the prank” “bet you cry when I prank you back