Professor Of Logic Joke Novels & Stories

I start the long and futile work of reporting the comments and reporting the accounts. Until I find one comment that catches my eye. “I just saw this professor guy few hours ago with his family, do you think they know he sleeps with his students?” I press the report and block button and start to leave for his family house.

“Why not? Luna countered. Logan scoffed. “Because.” “ ‘Because?’ ” Luna scoffed too. “What are you, 5?” “Fine,” he finally said. “You want a joke? What do you call a woman who thinks she can play one over a wise young man by calling him boring?” He looked at Luna with his eyebrows raised, his eyes twinkled with mirth. Luna laughed. “I thought that was going to goad you for sure, it always worked before.” Logan tweaked Luna’s nose affectionately. “I’ve grown, pretty Luna. And my jokes are more clever now, are they not?”

I replied, “and how the heck did you get so smart?” Logan smiled. “I just have a lot of time to watch true crime shows in the dorm,” Logan chuckled. “Well, smarty pants,” I said, smiling. “I think we need to order some brain food from room service to help us think.” “You will never hear me complain about room service,” Logan smirked. “I thought so,” I responded and smiled at him.

A professor at Ghee university, my university. The enigma, the man she had a crush on just like the majority of the students, both male and female. She liked him for so long before she met Ethan, thinking her emotions had withered away. But seeing him now.....here, of all places. He hadn’t seen me yet, thank God. I stayed frozen for a second too long, my fingers curled around the rim of my glass. Professor Gray. The youngest in the department. Always in tailored shirts and unreadable expressions. He taught Ethics and Logic with the kind of voice that made silence feel indulgent. Nobody knew much about him , only that he was rich, brilliant, and never lingered after class.

“She is in one of those five-year programs. Also wanted to do extra credit stuff.” “Well, get her on her knees for that extra boost.” Another chuckled. “Those are normally the best.” “This one is too busy with her head in books. Though I wouldn’t mind. If my wife found out, though. I would be a dead man.” The professor said with a laugh. “This one would be one you couldn’t forget. Though she is so small, I might break her.” “I doubt that.” The second professor stated. Max listened in on them halfway though he couldn’t really think about the student. He had to hope the young woman in question would be smart enough to end up on her back on this jackasses desk.

1 Jennifer *Bell Rang* "Alright, students, the class is over. I hope you have understood today's topic. If any of you have questions, feel free to ask till I'm here. Once I'm out, you will not be able to reach me easily," Professor Richard stated, pausing for a while to detect any raised hand but finding none, as if no one had attended the lecture. I doubted if anyone was interested in today's topic of common drawbacks of criminals' mentality. Although it was an interesting topic for me and I could discuss it for hours, I didn't feel like having any questions for him, nor any energy to speak.

As I entered, Madelyn gave me a questioning glance. "What was that?" She said. "I know something happened," I started laughing when the image of that priceless face appeared in my head once again. "It's just.." I started. "Our physics lecturer who is, by the way, a professor, is here with some lady," "Oh," "To be more specific, the woman who almost ran me over," I corrected. "So," Madelyn said as she opened her vanity bag. "What's funny about that?" "Funny? It's hilarious!" I exclaimed. "He's a cold soul who is void of knowledge on moving a single facial muscle into that pleasant thing called a 'smile',"

"When I have fun, I am having fun. When I study, I study hard. I don't mix studies with fun or fun with studies. That's the only secret." "Basically, you are telling me that you are a genius." Kim Dong-Woo would never accept that simple explanation. "It's Professor' Man lecture today. Do you want to go?" "Yes, I like seeing how he doesn't like seeing me." Do Sejin throws the cigarette on the ground. He and Kim Dong-Woo barely make it to the lecture in time. They take the seats at the back. Do Sejin leans back when he sees the professor enter the classroom. His eyes pop out when he sees the woman following the professor.

"Started since yesterday." "I am so sorry!" I say, meaning it. I remember when I suffered diarrhoea last year. The frequent toilet trips and rumbling stomach are not a joke. "I am sure I'll be able to take the test later. Just pray that professor will be in a good mood." She laughs, defeated. "He is always grumpy." "Like his wife wouldn't give him some," I supply, reciting the joke I have heard dozens of times at school on the lips of students.

The professor began explaining the outline for the course and what we should expect for the semester, as he droned on about why we shouldn't slack off of any research given to us Jason leaned over to whisper in her ear, "Do you think it's illegal to ogle your professor's ass?" Maya snortled...loudly and everyone's eyes turned towards her, including the professor, who now had an eyebrow raised, Why did that action remind her of someone? "Is there something funny in what I just explained?" The professor questioned, his tone firm. "No." She squeaked out, watching as he inspected her. "If you ever find the need to laugh in my class again, Miss-" He paused and she hurriedly answered, "Greenley."