Professor Of Logic Joke Novels & Stories

Said the professor while crossing her arms angrily. “It was nothing, we were discussing some stuff which turned out a bit funny,” he said confidentially. “Both of you get up and leave,” said Professor. Now the class was gossiping. Althea felt embarrassed. Tyler was also looking at them; he gave a disappointed sigh to Jacob. They both had left the class. “It’s your fault, why did you laugh?” She said angrily. “You crack a joke, what did you expect from me, crying?” He said carelessly.

She laughed and slapped my shoulder lightly, “so, both our fathers fainted on the same day and at the same time?” “Of course, it’s not impossible.” Christy rolled her eyes, “we will never be believed.” “Oh come on, I know of someone who passed with it.” “That one is a professor of liars, everyone knows that but he still looks cute when he does,” she winked and it was my turn to roll my eyes.

This has to be a joke. A very unfunny, slightly terrifying joke. My eyes finds his and I realized he still hasn’t looked away, Not even for a second. “Welcome to Advanced Historical Studies,”He says in a voice that’s so calm and controlled like he didn’t just completely ruin my mental stability. Like he didn’t stand in front of me yesterday and say something that’s been messing with my head for the past twelve hours. Professor??? He’s supposed to be my professor? Fuck my life! I let out a small, disbelieving laugh, dragging a hand down my face.

"How about you let me finish first?" "Fine, we're listening." "If you ask me on a deeper level, I'll say it's fun having to give A's by getting some pretty cute naive nerd's ass. I mean, the geeky ones give the best fucks. You need it to invigorate your thinking on life." They all laugh. "Says the philosophy professor. Sometimes, I wonder how you ever made it this far." "I wonder too. But I wonder more about how Mr used to be a brainless jock ended up having two women married to him."

“Someone might get the wrong idea.” He tilted his head slightly, eyes glinting. “What if I want them to get the wrong idea?” I swallowed hard. “Then you should probably work on your timing, Professor. I’m still on the clock.” That earned me a quiet laugh, deep and genuine, and for a moment I forgot how to breathe. “All right,” he said finally, straightening. “But I’ll try my luck again once you’re off the clock.” And just like that, he turned and followed his group toward the elevator, leaving me staring at the lobby doors like an idiot.

“No I'm fine seriously leave me alone” “That's what a sick person would say” he says leaning in again this time I pay attention to his scent. He smells like lavender. “What?” I swat him away from me but he dodges easily flashing me another smile. I groan in frustration shooting daggers at him with my eyes. He looks at me and laughs. The kind of laugh that gets you noticed. “You've got a cute pout, you know that right?” “Is there a joke you'd like to share with us, miss Carter and Mr Blake?” Asks the lecturer, professor Henry, looking at us above his glasses.

I was there, but somewhere else too. A few rows down, someone laughed softly at a joke the professor made. I didn’t catch it. My thoughts were too far away. Or maybe too close.

“I was just trying to greet her, and she… she…” Letting out a laugh, I begin to clap, letting her know that she was doing a damn good job of pretending to be pathetic. "Elanor, is it?” Professor Jeffrey’s says, turning his gaze toward me. “Do you want to tell me what is going on here?” “Isn’t it as she said?” I ask. “I am a deranged lunatic that body slams people for coming up in my space.” Growing quiet, I wait as he and the other teacher with him look at me.

I said innocently. Jason nearly choked on his coffee, shaking his head. “Unbelievable,” he muttered loud enough for me to hear. Coleen’s laugh bubbled out again. “I’ll… think about it,” she said finally. We talked for a few more minutes. It wasn’t about anything serious, just her telling me about a professor’s sarcastic comment in class, me venting about how Logan managed to lose half his gear in the locker room again. It was normal, easy, like breathing and I could've listened to ger drone for hours.

Suddenly a professor saw us and asked, "Kevin, why are you all wet?" Kevin shifts his gaze at Angelo and back to the professor, he lied, "Ah, it rained earlier?" The professory looked at outside to see how bright and sunny it was, it was even too hot outside to consider the possibility of raining. I fought the urge to laugh, geez, Kevin is a bad liar. The professor remarked, "I don't think...so? Are you okay? Did you hit your head and started hallucinating?" "Ah, no, teacher, we were supposed to be on cleaning duty but the water accidently fell on him." I lied