Professor Poopypants Captain Underpants Novels & Stories

I had two goals for college, start afresh and forget the boy who broke me but on my first day, I grabbed a stranger's cock in a bar and the next morning, he walked into my classroom. As my professor. His name is Chance Black, tattooed, cold, and dangerous. He teaches literature like he owns the room. He looks at me like he already owns me. I should've stayed away. Instead, I begged him to ruin me. This is not just a love story, it's an obsession, it's sex, it's power and it's every dark thing you've ever wanted to feel.

When you, a nerd, get stood up by your ex and wait all night in a bar on New Year's EveThat's when you meet the hottest hockey team captain who asked you to pretend to be his date so he could dump his latest girlfriend.When you're being pestered by your ex to get back together, he shows up and tells your ex to fuck off.Your ex says, I know this is just a deal and you can't possibly like her.He (kisses you in front of everyone): Deal, Like this?

Welcome to four couples where love flips into lies, truth gets cheated on, and betrayals leave bite marks. The ice is brutal, but the desire is worse. First, stepbrother and stepsister — captain and photographer — sparking in the family darkroom with taboo hate that turns dripping wet. Next, the debt-ridden enforcer and his ice-queen manager lose it in dominant, screaming desk s*x. Then fake-dating explodes for the cocky winger and journalist into vicious, car-rocking hate-fucks. Finally, the goalie and forbidden trainer surrender in hot, possessive rehab nights. Pleasure appeal ruins everything. With scandals, fights, and secret group chats, these couples chase orgasms while everything

Nathan was the hockey team's resident troublemaker. On the ice he was cocky and impossible, yet every night he logged on right on schedule, humbly seeking guidance from the tactical god 'IceTyrant'. And me? I was Quinn, the team's invisible gofer, hauling gear and washing jerseys all day while the players looked down their noses at me. Then one day he found out who I really was. He backed me into a corner, gripped my chin, and said, "Quinn, I've got money, and I make the rules." "Reject me one more time. I dare you." Later the whole school saw it. That hockey captain, usually too cool for everyone, was chasing after me with a plate of peeled shrimp, "Baby, just one more bite. Please."

Gwen is one sharp girl and it has always been her desire to be Queen of College. When she arrived in RavenBane after the death of her parents, she discovered the existence of werewolves and the possibility that she might be one herself, but a dormant one. Gwen joined the cheerleading team to become popular and because she found the hockey team captain, Yates Pendragon attractive and worthy of stealing. But how terrible life can be — he turned out to be involved in the death of her parents, and Gwen would do anything to pay him back, including seducing him for revenge.

“We shouldn’t be doing this,” Imani whispered, her voice trembling more from want than from fear of her brother barging in and catching her leaning in to kiss his ex-best-friend now turned enemy. “Then stop me,” he murmured back, his fingers brushing her jaw, his breath hot against her skin. But neither of them moved. The distance between them had already disappeared, along with every rule she’d promised not to break. *** When Imani Grayson, a quiet psychology major, is assigned to mentor the university’s star hockey captain, Nicolas Jameson, she expects arrogance not the kind of chemistry that keeps her up at night. What begins as a simple assignment spirals into late-night tutoring se

“Denying me the privilege to taste your body is a death sentence I refuse to accept, especially since all I want is to consume you, all of you till there’s nothing left, Lady bug”… ~   Rhea Hale has spent the last four years paying for a crime she never committed. Blamed for her twin sister’s death and forced to live in the shadow of the girl everyone loved more, Rhea has become an expert at surviving heartbreak, whispers, and loneliness. The only thing keeping her together is the small circle of people who still believe in her innocence. Until the night she catches her boyfriend cheating with her best friend. Humiliated and desperate for a fresh start, Rhea heads to Westb

“You said you’d win,” Ryder murmured, his voice brushing against Elias’ ear. “You said you’d crush me.” Elias clenched his jaw, refusing to turn around and a low chuckle followed. “But you didn’t.” “Shut the fuck up, Ryder” “A deal is a deal, Captain… tonight, you belong to me.” *** Elias Carter has always been in control of his team, his game, and himself but one brutal match changes everything when he loses to his greatest rival. Ryder Volkov. Now bound by a deal he can’t take back, Elias is pulled into a dangerous game of power, control, and obsession. What starts as punishment slowly turns into something far more complicated. As their rivalry intensifies both o

“Stay still" he whispered, his hit breath fanning my neck. I swallowed hard. He was too close, too powerful. His baby blue eyes locked onto mine and I looked away flushed, pretending I wasn't standing in the men's locker room face to face with the proleague’s most dangerous Alpha. I came to coach, not fall for the captain of the nation's top pro hockey team. Dante Kade is off limits. He's my boss, my enemy and my mate but I'm not a wolf, I'm human. At least that's what I thought until the night he touched me and my body healed itself before his eyes. Now his wolf is restless, his pack is watching me and every time we're alone, I feel the pull

Felisha Smith is a 28 years old football coach who never supports that dates or marries younger men. To her, it’s absurd and plain . But what happened when she’s tucked into a situation where she has to strike a contract with not just any younger man but her own student Sebastian. And Sebastian Collins on the other hand, the football captain who never liked his football coach on first sight, don’t mind ruining her reputation should she reject his proposed contract.