Pusheen Funny Novels & Stories

"You know what's funny, guys? Penguins! They walk all funny and stuff!" Liya collapsed onto a nearby chair, her laughter echoing in the room. "Oh my gosh, penguins! And they slide on their bellies, right?" Whizz chimed in, his eyes sparkling with mischief. "And they wear those little tuxedos like they're going to a fancy party!" Laughter bubbled up from within them, a chorus of carefree spirits. They laughed until tears streamed down their cheeks, their laughter echoing off the walls of the room.

Fair. Tiny puppies. Reasonable. Dirty puppies. God. Hungry puppies. Fair. And Peanut was feeding them crackers. Reasonable honestly. Her own crackers. God. Then silence. Fair. Complete silence. Reasonable. Nobody moved. God. Then Peanut looked up. Fair. Saw everyone. Reasonable. Then smiled. God. The biggest smile. Fair. Then proudly announced: Reasonable honestly. "My puppies." God. Finished. Fair. Absolutely finished. Reasonable. Then Ava started laughing.

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I taunted on my way to fetch her a cup of Joe. “It only took you a week to figure this out? I’m impressed.” Vasha teased back, and I felt her come up behind me and kiss my neck possessively. “Don’t tell anyone. It’s our little secret...between you, me, and our pussies.” God, I loved her sense of humor. ********************

Jenn pushed him with her shoulder, laughing. “Sure. Just for fun…” The peace of the Moscow sun, no matter how hard it tried to last, was about to be interrupted by the arrival of the predator.

He ruffles her hair gently with his good hand, drawing a playful squeal from her. "Alright, little monster," he teases, his voice a deep, comforting rumble. "Remember what we talked about? Julliane needs to rest, so don't make her laugh too much, okay?" Penny pouts, her tiny lips forming an exaggerated frown. "But laughing is good for people! It's like, um, medicine! I saw it on TV." She scrunches her nose in that innocent, earnest way only a child can, clearly proud of her newfound wisdom.