Quotes About A Crazy Friend Novels & Stories

That’s exactly what I'd have said. “You know, sometimes I’m thankful I have a shrink for a bestie.” “Someone to counsel me after I’ve had foursome twice in one month.” Her tone was way too casual. My eyes wide and terrified, I digested her last sentence. “Zoey! That’s crazy.” I cried. My friend had a wild personality, which stretched to her sexual life too. I shouldn’t be surprised, but I am. “Come over and I’ll show you more crazy.” She jested, and a smile stretched my lips.

I’m not the type that keeps promises, I’m likely to break a promise a second after making it. That was what happened with Julia, I met her in college and we became best friends. You will be shocked to find out that I asked her to be my best friend. Things ended up as usual, she severed our friendship because of Casper, a guy who had a crush on me in college. Funny enough, I rarely have friends, the ones I thought were friends will always end up betraying me. If I can’t have real friends in a normal world, how can I make friends in an…abnormal world?

And if I had to be the chaotic, sassy, slightly horny best friend who made inappropriate statue-humping jokes to keep the mood light while we burned the rest of the danger to the ground? Well. That was a job I was more than happy to keep. Two friends and sisters couldn’t be caged but we could sure as hell make the cage regret ever trying.

“You’re jealous of the new kid.” “Why would I be jealous? He’s just a novelty. Rose and I were just being nice. Besides, would I invite him to dinner at my house with Rose if I were jealous?” “Yes,” he said simply. I looked over at him. My best guy friend is crazy. “Why?” “Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.” I hate Jeremy. “I hate you.” “Which is why you keep me close.” He had a shiteating grin on his face. I wondered if I would be expelled or suspended if I punched it off of him.

“I… umm… have lived my entire life alone. So, I don’t really know what friends are supposed to do…” “You will have to perform grave sacrifices and walk through fires of hell.” I said in a conspiratory voice, keeping my expression dead serious. “You will have to achieve the impossible, turn the moon to dust….” “I… umm….” She looked at me with such a puzzled look that I burst out laughing. Smacking her arm playfully, I said, “I was just joking, silly. You don’t really HAVE to do anything. It is enough if we can keep company.”

"What are you thinking? You raided their house without a reason and decide to throw them in prison for coming to ask you why you did that?" "I'm finally getting rid of my enemies." "Your enemies?" He snorted. "You have never even met these people." "I know them." "You are crazy." He sighed and shook his head, looking at me as if he had given up on me and truly believed what he had said. I thought of how my plans were playing out and I started laughing. I was too much in a good mood that I wasn't bothered with thinking of how to punish my friend for daring to call his king crazy.

I said, still maintaining my determined spirit. “Don't be crazy, I am the crazy one in this family and even I have not done something like this," Felicia said. “What do you mean? You always do much crazier things than this. Like the time you were doing snap chat on a bike and you almost died," I reminded her and she burst out laughing.

I groan as he finally let go while I massage my neck “Damn you're crazy” I glared at him “I know right? And that's why people like me” “People Like you?” I asked unbelievably “Hmm, people like crazy stuff” He winked “See you at lunch bro” He laughed and began walking away, He's crazy

” He added. Varz chuckles and says, ”I think so. When we were there, that moron asked me to be his friend. I was doubting him as I thought it was just mere bullshit, yet he acknowledges me as a friend. I was so happy to see someone like him. He wants to be my friend even though I almost killed him. What a shame. How can I be so stupid?” “He is a weirdo, right? But, he has a lot of amazing stuff in him, right?” Cakra said.

I laughed, feeling lighter than I've been for the past five days now. “You know sometimes, all you need is not always a therapist, you need a friend that will supply you with bad advice and push you beyond your expectations, and I happened to be that friend so spill,” “There is nothing to spill, I told you. He is ruthless, the only thing he might care about when it comes to me is his measly fifty million dollars,”