Random Funny Things To Say

Tak dianggap istri dan di hina sebagai wanita jelek dan buruk rupa membuat Anggita naik pitam. Apalagi hinaan sang mertua yang menyebutnya pembantu di rumah adik iparnya, membuat Anggita sudah tak sabar untuk tetap diam, apalagi suaminya Beni yang terang-terangan berselingkuh membuat ia harus kembali pada jati dirinya dan membalas semua perlakuan keluarga suaminya.

Harika Putri Ayyara tidak pernah menyangka bahwa bekerja sebagai sekretaris CEO perfeksionis seperti Alister Ardiwijaya akan mengubah hidupnya. Mulai bekerja dengan penuh tekanan, hingga... perasaan aneh di hati Harika.... Hanya saja, kedatangan seseorang dari masa lalu Alister membuat Harika ragu. Lantas, bagaimana nasib sang sekretaris ceroboh kesayangan tuan perfeksionis ini?

"Dasar jalang! Apa yang semalam kamu lakukan di luar sana, hah!?" Setelah dijebak untuk menghabiskan malam dengan pria asing di ulang tahun pernikahannya yang ketiga, Anya Stein diusir dari rumah dan diceraikan secara sepihak. Namun, karena kejadian itulah ia kemudian tahu bahwa selama ini, keluarga suaminya telah membohongi Anya. Ternyata Anya bukanlah gelandangan tanpa identitas seperti yang dikatakan oleh Edwin, suaminya. Sebenarnya dia memiliki identitas rahasia luar biasa yang mampu membuat semua orang tunduk padanya! Demi tiga tahun yang Anya habiskan menjadi boneka keluarga Stein, ia bersumpah bahwa ia akan membayar tuntas semua perbuatan orang-orang yang telah menyakitinya.

Pelican Bay Security is full of hot former Navy SEALS, a small costal town in Maine (with a crime problem), and a group of Bakery Girls waiting to cause trouble. When I moved here to set up a new security company as a fugitive recovery specialist, I didn’t plan to find my next-door neighbor breaking into her aunt’s house. I also didn’t expect the random henchmen harassing her for diamonds she insists she doesn’t have.Tabitha is running from an ex-boyfriend, and I desperately want to help. As a former Navy SEAL I have the skills to deal with almost any idiot willing to give his girlfriend a black eye. Her lies, drama, and ex-boyfriend catch up with her and it may not be something I can handle on my own. I just hope if things turn violent, we both come out alive.A fun, humorous romantic suspense series from USA Today bestselling author, Megan Matthews!#explicit #Suggested age 18+Pelican Bay Security is created by Megan Matthews, an eGlobal Creative Publishing Signed Author.

I'm a CEO. Funny things keep happening around me after I meet a weird woman.

Alexandra, or as she prefers, Alex is a seventeen year old delinquent with a liking for trouble and deviance. A teenager with a rap sheet and a tendency for poor anger management, she is known for illegal street fighting and gang activities. Now attending one of her father's schools for closer supervision, she has her mind set on bringing him down to his knees. There was only one thing standing in her way, and it was Alec Hawford. Her rivalry and biggest competition. Things just got real. Secrets will reveal themselves and questions will be answered. You might say, hell will break loose with the two enemies under one roof. Understatement of the century. Lets just say Satan better start getting his resumes ready, because there is a new devil coming to town.

A young guy keeps getting into trouble in very funny and unfortunate ways. He wrecked havocs on people too, mistakenly. He hallucinated and had great fantasies about people to brighten up his hearers. Afterwards, he came back to his mundane reality.

Alpha Mark found his fated mated at the the most inconvenient time. Random muders, pack attacks, Lunas dieing, and female pups being kidnapped. My mate sees what no one can. The twinkling in her eyes, and smirk on her face, makes her seem playful. But, playing with Stasia might get me burned. Stasia, is human, a friend to werewolves, and smells of home. I am fucked.

Constant head splitting headaches, random joint pains,. dizziness and lightheadedness. it was symptoms I know just too well. The blue rose illness. The vile disease that robbed me of my mother. And now I think it's coming for my life too. My name is Ivy and I have the blue rose illness. Funny right? I can't believe I have less than thirty days to live. ************ Prince Emiliano "You are sick? Since when?" "I am sorry." "Keep that for later—I will never give you the permission to leave me. You can never leave me. Do you understand Ivy? Don't you dare."

Christian Oliver adalah seorang CEO yang tampan, mapan, kaya, dan juga terkenal karena kepiawaiannya dalam mengelola bisnis. Namun, hidup Christian sungguh menyedihkan. Diusianya yang akan menginjak 29 tahun, dirinya tidak dijinkan oleh Sang Ayah untuk berhubungan dengan wanita manapun. Alasannya k