Random Questions To Ask Funny Novels & Stories

“ he had some crazy ass kinks you wouldn’t believe it” “ it can’t be that bad” “ he wanted me to answer biology questions” After a moment of silence “ GURLLL WHAT!?”.

"Good. Now, I've been dying to interrogate you and I think now we're officially friends, I can." "We're officially friends, are we?" I laugh at her beaming smile and excessive nodding, twisting so I'm facing her, my arm lying along the back of the sofa. "Ok, so what do you want to do, twenty questions? I get to ask them too." "Ooo deal. I'm going first. Ok." She bites her bottom lip, scrunching up her face while she thinks. "Ok, um… have you really already got children?" "What?" I burst out laughing, shaking my head at the absurdity of what she's just asked. "No way, where did that even come from?"

I said and she nodded. “Have fun”Mom said. “And probably take a step forward before coming back to this house”Keith said and I groan. “Well, how do you like the food?” I asked once we get to the restaurant and ordered. “It tastes amazing” She said. “So what do you think about the twenty questions game?” I asked and she frowns. “What is that?” She ask. “That where we ask each other questions about ourselves” I said. “Okay but what if am not ready to answer a question”

I cleared my throat. “So, when was the last time you had sex?” I asked, and a deep laughter left his mouth. I looked at him, and he was laughing at my question. He was laughing so hard I was surprised because I have never seen him like this. I rolled my eyes. “What’s funny?” I asked, and he breathed out. Running a hand through his hair. “I’m sorry, pardon my laughter,” he said, and I rolled my eyes at him again. Well, don’t blame a girl for asking such questions. He breathed out, no longer laughing.

sge asked still acting surprise. “Retail store, do they sell dick there?” I asked her another question but this time around not waiting for her to respond. “No, no, scratch that… How long is the cock” her laugh after what I said only annoyed me. She could barely stand as she started laughing letting go of her bag. “What is so funny?” I asked raising my voice and she could tell that I was not joking around. “Do you think I am a fool? What do you take me for?” I slammed the cup against the table causing the water to spill over.

"Humor me, West. Why would the opposite of green be pink?" "AHA!" He beamed, "Why will it not be pink?" "Uh..." Did he just end up asking the same question? "I do not know." "Guess." I raised an eyebrow and shrugged my shoulders. I told him my unsure answer. "Because it is uh, pink...?" He chuckled deeply and this mysterious look sparkled in both of his eyes. "Why?" Creeped out, I raised both of my arms up in defeat and asked him awkwardly, "Whyyy are you asking me these questions?

"The mystery guy from the app? What did he do now?" "We started a game. Ten questions each to see if we're compatible." "Interesting. And what kind of question did he ask?" "Music and coffee. Specifically which song represents a perfect cup of coffee on a rainy morning." Gwen frowned. "That's… specific. And weird." "I thought it was smart. It's different from the usual predictable questions." "Or it's the kind of question someone asks when they're trying to sound more interesting than they actually are." "Gwen, you're too skeptical."

He asks looking at us and we nodded. The bulb start spinning and it stopped on top of a lady. "Truth or dare?" "Truth" "When did you kiss your man last?" "This evening"She laughed and turned to the guy beside her,I think they are dating. The bulb started spinning again and it stop on a guy in front of us. "Truth or dare?" "Truth" "When did you have sex last?"The MC asked and there was a wild gasp. Why will he have to ask such question? "An hour ago"He said laughing and I gaped my mouth in surprise.

"How about we play safer games going forward?" "Like what, like football?" he joked. "Anything but Twenty Questions."

Ah, I will call Annie. Start dialing Annie's number. Ring. Ring. "Hello, what's up,?" Annie from the other line. "Hi, Annie. Are you busy? Can I ask you a question?," I said, quite hesitant. "Yeah, I'm free now. What is it?" she replied. "Please don't laugh at me and please don't ask me any question. I just need your answer. Okay?" I requested. "Yeah, sure. Okay. What is it?" Annie sounding puzzled.