Random Questions To Ask Funny Novels & Stories

I replied, suddenly realizing that my palms were sweating. "Where do you see yourself in five years?" he said, cocking his head to the side. I blinked confusedly at him, then I said, "Seriously? You light candles, play Marvin Gaye, and your opening line is a job interview question?" He grinned at me and said, "What? I'm trying to get to know you. You know, put you at ease. Isn't that what people do before they... you know?" "Fuck?" I deadpanned.

he asked, and I laughed. "You're indeed a funny person,"I said, smiling broadly at him. "I know, you don't have to remind me."he said, and I laughed again. I asked him such personal questions which he asked me to my surprise and amazement. I don't know what had gotten over him that he asked my question effortlessly but it feels so good, and I love it. "I would like to ask you some questions,"I said, breaking the silence in the room. "What is it? You can go ahead,"he said.

If you were a werewolf I would spare only you. ‎ ‎"Really?" I asked with hope in my eyes. ‎ ‎"Of course, if a wolf is as beautiful as you, who am I to judge..." He bent down, his eyes tracing me. ‎ ‎"You are not serious!" I pushed his face away as he giggled. ‎ ‎"But seriously why do ladies like asking funny questions like - 'if I were a chicken... If I were a worm...would you still love me?"..." He bursted into laughter. I took a pillow and threw at him. "Shut up!"

“ he had some crazy ass kinks you wouldn’t believe it” “ it can’t be that bad” “ he wanted me to answer biology questions” After a moment of silence “ GURLLL WHAT!?”.

"Good. Now, I've been dying to interrogate you and I think now we're officially friends, I can." "We're officially friends, are we?" I laugh at her beaming smile and excessive nodding, twisting so I'm facing her, my arm lying along the back of the sofa. "Ok, so what do you want to do, twenty questions? I get to ask them too." "Ooo deal. I'm going first. Ok." She bites her bottom lip, scrunching up her face while she thinks. "Ok, um… have you really already got children?" "What?" I burst out laughing, shaking my head at the absurdity of what she's just asked. "No way, where did that even come from?"

I cleared my throat. “So, when was the last time you had sex?” I asked, and a deep laughter left his mouth. I looked at him, and he was laughing at my question. He was laughing so hard I was surprised because I have never seen him like this. I rolled my eyes. “What’s funny?” I asked, and he breathed out. Running a hand through his hair. “I’m sorry, pardon my laughter,” he said, and I rolled my eyes at him again. Well, don’t blame a girl for asking such questions. He breathed out, no longer laughing.

sge asked still acting surprise. “Retail store, do they sell dick there?” I asked her another question but this time around not waiting for her to respond. “No, no, scratch that… How long is the cock” her laugh after what I said only annoyed me. She could barely stand as she started laughing letting go of her bag. “What is so funny?” I asked raising my voice and she could tell that I was not joking around. “Do you think I am a fool? What do you take me for?” I slammed the cup against the table causing the water to spill over.

"Humor me, West. Why would the opposite of green be pink?" "AHA!" He beamed, "Why will it not be pink?" "Uh..." Did he just end up asking the same question? "I do not know." "Guess." I raised an eyebrow and shrugged my shoulders. I told him my unsure answer. "Because it is uh, pink...?" He chuckled deeply and this mysterious look sparkled in both of his eyes. "Why?" Creeped out, I raised both of my arms up in defeat and asked him awkwardly, "Whyyy are you asking me these questions?

"The mystery guy from the app? What did he do now?" "We started a game. Ten questions each to see if we're compatible." "Interesting. And what kind of question did he ask?" "Music and coffee. Specifically which song represents a perfect cup of coffee on a rainy morning." Gwen frowned. "That's… specific. And weird." "I thought it was smart. It's different from the usual predictable questions." "Or it's the kind of question someone asks when they're trying to sound more interesting than they actually are." "Gwen, you're too skeptical."

He asks looking at us and we nodded. The bulb start spinning and it stopped on top of a lady. "Truth or dare?" "Truth" "When did you kiss your man last?" "This evening"She laughed and turned to the guy beside her,I think they are dating. The bulb started spinning again and it stop on a guy in front of us. "Truth or dare?" "Truth" "When did you have sex last?"The MC asked and there was a wild gasp. Why will he have to ask such question? "An hour ago"He said laughing and I gaped my mouth in surprise.