Random Questions To Ask Funny Novels & Stories

“He poured lots and lots of water on the ground then started walk on it, saying ‘look I’m walking on water and a wet ground. Can Jesus do that?’ The shit is weird and funny as f^ck.” This got me and Cole rolling side to side on the chair laughing at what he said, while Kai was busy giving us weird stares, morphing different expressions. Thank God I bought him a toy. “My younger niece one day before we moved here, she asked me this smart question and I’m gonna ask you guys. What is blue and not heavy?” I asked then remembering what Kara would always ask me, even tho she already told me the answer or I already know the answer countless times.

"But just incase you change your mind and you get interested you can uhm-" "Oh thank you but we're not gonna change our mind, thanks", Asher said. The man nodded and awkwardly left. We bursted into laughter. "Did he just ask us for a threesome?", Asher asked shocked. "A random man? like you just walk up to random men and ask them for a threesome? is that real?", I asked laughing. "You know the funniest thing yeah? people actually agree ", he said. "This world is crazy ", I said and we laughed about it.

Damn, it's gonna be harder than I thought. After some minutes of asking oral questions and answers which I had surprisingly failed just one, we got ready to leave. "Thanks so much for your time, I really appreciate it," I said genuinely, He just smiled "So glad to help." Then when we got outside he stopped and hesitated for a second, then asked, " What's Konyii's favorite restaurant?" He asked shyly. OH MY GOSH! I laughed at his expression, then the look on his face made me stop but not completely

“Of course, you have to answer my question to you. So, what's your answer? The light is on or off?” “All right, on?” then suddenly they shouted. “Ssh, be quiet. Next question ma'am, chocolate or sex? ” “Huh? Wait, choco-” he didn't let me finish speaking, and he immediately changed the question. “Next question, Hotel or motel?” Whatever he asks me, i always feel like i'm on a hot seat. “Hotel?” then they shouted again. “Is it exciting, ma’am? This is the next question. Is he muscular or handsome?”

"What do you guys talk about? Did he cook for you? " "Can I have a selfie with him? I will post it on my I*******m. Zed will be really jealous." There are even many impersonal questions like, "What is his length? How good is he at bed? Is he a dirty talker? How many times do you guys make love in a week? Is that really true that you guys are dating? Why don't you make it official?" And the list goes on. I only answered one among hundreds of questions she shot at me continuously. That is about his cooking and our pasta joke. At first,she didn't believe it. She thought I made that story up. Later she laughed like an idiot.

Her eyes kept roaming round my face and I had no doubt she was being serious but I couldn’t help the laughter that escaped me. She frowned deeply, her angry brows creasing together in a way that made me laugh even more. ‘You doing cheap weed captain?’ ‘What?’ ‘That shit ain’t good for you’. ‘Are you going to answer the question?’ ‘Why would you even ask me that?’ ‘You know what? Forget I asked’. She turned back and resumed walking inside. Girls are weird. Where does one even generate such questions from? ‘Hey captain!’ I called after her. ‘What?’ She spun around

He asked showing off his beautiful smile. I coughed in embarrassment and that made him laugh. What the hell is he saying?? "No...." I muttered and continued eating my food. "If you say so." "Don't you have other questions for me?" He suddenly asked. I looked up to face him in confusion. "Questions like what?" I asked back. "Uhmm.. my hobbies, things I like and don't stuffs like that." He said. "I don't." I answered. "Why not?" He asked again.

You can start there. I nod slowly. “Finally, someone who makes sense.” Me: I’ll try this. Thanks. I exit the forum, then immediately type: ‘Random fun questions to ask a friend about themselves.’ Enter. My screen floods with suggestions, lists of icebreakers, “cute couple” quizzes, whole threads about date ideas, random memes sprinkled in. I scroll. And scroll. And scroll. “Oh. That’s actually a good question. I’ll keep that.” Next scroll. “That’s funny… but if I ask it, will I sound weird?”