Random Questions To Ask Funny Novels & Stories

He laughed like a housewife sharing the most casual of gossip. "I, of course, just want to urge you to ask her the right questions. Nothing drastic, of course! Maybe ask, how did Gideon Powers suddenly end up dead after his clear life sentence? And how did Delta Natalia end up dead as well in quite a similar fashion? Oh, and do ask who was responsible for a certain cake shop fire that turned literally everyone and everything to ash."

I said. “Like what?” He asked. “Like, what is your favorite color?” I replied. For a moment we just paused and suddenly burst into laughter. “I cannot believe we are doing this after all this time. It sounds too cliche now.” I said in between laughter.

“He poured lots and lots of water on the ground then started walk on it, saying ‘look I’m walking on water and a wet ground. Can Jesus do that?’ The shit is weird and funny as f^ck.” This got me and Cole rolling side to side on the chair laughing at what he said, while Kai was busy giving us weird stares, morphing different expressions. Thank God I bought him a toy. “My younger niece one day before we moved here, she asked me this smart question and I’m gonna ask you guys. What is blue and not heavy?” I asked then remembering what Kara would always ask me, even tho she already told me the answer or I already know the answer countless times.

he asked, and I laughed. "You're indeed a funny person,"I said, smiling broadly at him. "I know, you don't have to remind me."he said, and I laughed again. I asked him such personal questions which he asked me to my surprise and amazement. I don't know what had gotten over him that he asked my question effortlessly but it feels so good, and I love it. "I would like to ask you some questions,"I said, breaking the silence in the room. "What is it? You can go ahead,"he said.

"Yes, why? You don't know the game? How can you not know about the game? You ask me a question and I ask you right back and..." He looked so serious trying to explain the game to me that I couldn't help but laugh, really loud at that. "What is so funny?" He asked staring at me like I have grown two heads. I laughed again at how clueless he sounded. Who doesn't know what twenty questions are? "I know all about the game, Jason. I am just surprised that you want to play a game like that... I mean, why will you want to play twenty questions? Are you six or something?" I asked.

"But just incase you change your mind and you get interested you can uhm-" "Oh thank you but we're not gonna change our mind, thanks", Asher said. The man nodded and awkwardly left. We bursted into laughter. "Did he just ask us for a threesome?", Asher asked shocked. "A random man? like you just walk up to random men and ask them for a threesome? is that real?", I asked laughing. "You know the funniest thing yeah? people actually agree ", he said. "This world is crazy ", I said and we laughed about it.

Damn, it's gonna be harder than I thought. After some minutes of asking oral questions and answers which I had surprisingly failed just one, we got ready to leave. "Thanks so much for your time, I really appreciate it," I said genuinely, He just smiled "So glad to help." Then when we got outside he stopped and hesitated for a second, then asked, " What's Konyii's favorite restaurant?" He asked shyly. OH MY GOSH! I laughed at his expression, then the look on his face made me stop but not completely

"What do you guys talk about? Did he cook for you? " "Can I have a selfie with him? I will post it on my I*******m. Zed will be really jealous." There are even many impersonal questions like, "What is his length? How good is he at bed? Is he a dirty talker? How many times do you guys make love in a week? Is that really true that you guys are dating? Why don't you make it official?" And the list goes on. I only answered one among hundreds of questions she shot at me continuously. That is about his cooking and our pasta joke. At first,she didn't believe it. She thought I made that story up. Later she laughed like an idiot.

Her eyes kept roaming round my face and I had no doubt she was being serious but I couldn’t help the laughter that escaped me. She frowned deeply, her angry brows creasing together in a way that made me laugh even more. ‘You doing cheap weed captain?’ ‘What?’ ‘That shit ain’t good for you’. ‘Are you going to answer the question?’ ‘Why would you even ask me that?’ ‘You know what? Forget I asked’. She turned back and resumed walking inside. Girls are weird. Where does one even generate such questions from? ‘Hey captain!’ I called after her. ‘What?’ She spun around

, he surprisingly says waiting for me to start. “What’s your favourite color?”, I ask. I had this strange habit of making it my first question. Most people said it was a little childish but as always, I never minded. “Black”, he lets out and I scoff. “Really? Why would you pick black of all colors?”, I ask. “Your time is up. It’s mine”, he says. “Okay, ask”, I say which renders me speechless. I take some roasted fish, crunching loudly.