I Was Never a Worthless Man
After five long years of dating, Winona Shaw finally said yes. I was elated, like a scavenger who'd struck gold.
I put everything I had into the engagement party, but out of the blue, Winona embraced Claude Landton instead. She even tried to frame me and boot me to jail.
I canceled the party and called the cops instead.
That made Winona mad, and Claude started panicking.
Icily, I said, "Now, calm down. We have a lot of trials to go through. See you in court."