Reading Funny Novels & Stories

~Ren~ His words made me throw my head back laughing, so loud that I swear it can be heard all over New York City. His brows furrowed, “what’s so funny?” he seemed offended. I clutched my tummy, wiping the tears that escaped my eyes. Shaking my head, I turned around and took a shirt and sweatpants from the dresser. “You... You’re funny.” Devin opened his mouth to say something but closed it again. “Ren,” he said in a warning tone when I continued to giggle. “Look at me!”

I replied to him. We started a random chat and before I knew it, I was laughing out loud. Fred is so funny, I really enjoyed his company today. We stayed up while chatting and he said so many funny things that made me laugh.

It could be anyone. “Is everything alright?” Marvin’s voice brought me out of my thoughts. I nodded my head immediately “I am just fine” I said. “You are scoring me Kennedie” I scoffed “sometimes I scare myself too so it is not a big deal” I said. I thought it was pretty funny but apparently Marvin did not get the joke…. Bro has been losing his sense of humor lately. How boring. “This is not funny” he said. “You’ve got to admit, it is a little bit funny”

James and Em expected, but Fi, seriously, you. "Aw, Justin, come on. It's just a joke." She said. "Hilarious." James butted in. "Hilarious is also an understatement." Em interrupted him. "Yeah, right, and look how hard I am laughing. Hahaha." Justin said sarcastically. "Justin, what if the same joke was cracked on James?" Fiona suggested it. "Hahaha!! well, that would have been beyond hilarious, right Jamie?" Justin was laughing now. "Give me a hi-fy for that, Justin." Em and Justin gave each other Hy FY.

I felt lost. But Farren burst out laughing. "They are in for a world of fucking pain." She hissed and nearly doubled over from laughter.

She giggled and squirmed, but slowly opened her legs for me. “You really are ticklish, aren’t you?” I thought it was cute, and emphasized it by reaching over and wiggling my fingers along the toes of her left foot. She broke out into childish laughter and pulled me down to grope at my ribs. I couldn’t remember the last time I had fun with anyone like that. As much as I hated losing, it was getting hard to breathe and this wasn’t the way I wanted to go out. “Okahahahahahay! Heheheheehe you win, you win! No more.” I begged, and she eventually stopped tickling to bite my neck hungrily.

The irritating bouts of laughter that filled up my days lately. King Reuben_The-irritating-mummy finally morphed up into the very familiar lunatic seal once more, and the room was filled with humorous hoots of laughter. This time, even lord Gilbert along with the handful of servants in the backdrop joined him. What could be more humiliating than this?

Soon Karl was standing in front of us and I could see how hard he's trying not to laugh because of the dagger looks Darren gave him. "C'mon teddy bear, you shouldn't look at him like that, you'll make him wanna pee on his pants, right Karl?" I asked and the man burst into peals of laughter and I couldn't help but smile. I looked towards Darren whose face had softened, looking at the man roaring in laughter, I still wonder what's so funny to Karl though. I know Karl, little things make him happy and little jokes get him laughing hard especially if it has anything to do with Darren, Karl would laugh at any joke that has to do with Darren, laughing at him is his favorite hobby.

“I don’t want them to be, you know.” “Come on, everyone knows.” It just has the heavier maid laugh outright. She moves her hand, and the two laugh. “Right, right.” They keep laughing as if it’s the funniest joke in the world. Their fangs are out and stained yellow from the tobacco. It must be that funny to them. But I don’t find it funny. I don’t see anything; I just heard it to be funny. And I find the laughter grating. It stings my ears until I can’t stand the sound.

“You don’t have to come, Carla. I know it’s like, really super boring.” Carla opened up the fridge and took out some cheese and a couple of slices of bread, making herself a sandwich while they talked. “It’s not boring, it’ll be fun.” “Fun?” Jenny raised an eyebrow. “At the doctors?” “Yeah, I get to laugh at you being all nervous.” Jenny picked up a dish cloth and flicked it at her friend’s butt. “I hate you.” “I love you too.” Carla smirked. That was the kind of friendship they had. Being so close for so long had enabled them to poke fun at one another without the risk of actually upsetting each other, both of them knowing that, deep down, there was a lot of love between them.