Really Dark Humor Jokes

She was betrayed by the only man she ever loved, kaya isinumpa ni Aleia Andrade na hindi na siya magtitiwala pa sa mga lalake. She also promised to herself, that she'll never fall in love again. Ang gusto niya na lang ay magkaroon ng anak, her own flesh and blood na makakasama niya sa kanyang buhay. With the help of her friend, pumunta sila sa isang club. Their plan is to look for a man that she can have her one night stand. There, she met a stranger, a handsome stranger she thought was perfect to fathered her child. Ginawa niya ang lahat para mapansin nito, and she succeeded. They both end up in bed that night, not knowing that the stranger she fucked is none other than the cruel, fearless, and cold hearted Mafia's Lord, Dark Levin Ferocci. Entangled in a world of cruelty and bloody war for power, Aleia never wished to be part of it. But, how will she able to escape the cruel Lord when he, after that night has marked her as his Dark Possession?

Gabriel Emmitt, a young angel serving the queen of the light. One day is accused of the murder of Princess Faith. He is punished in the most gruesome way and sentenced to spend the rest of his days in the dark world. Wanting to prove his innocence, Gabe searches for a way to return to the world of light and break his curse.

Will he explore the greatest insatiable desires of his soul? He needs love and explored the infinite sanctum of his soul. I am Magnus Jordan Montenegro, a secret billionaire, and a werewolf. Moonlight Jade Monterey wanted love; Jeffrey Rivero wanted life - in human form, Werewolf, and Vampire World. Secret Billionaire Magnus Jordan Montenegro loved Moonlight Jade Monterey without a doubt, but she left him without a word. The pain turned into exploring another world that gave him the freedom to use its power and desires. Moonlight Jade Monterey was born with the aid of a new medical process that brought her to discover the world of her werewolf lover, Jeffrey. Their lives are entwined deep down in their souls which keeps them discovering the sweetest desires of their hearts. Will they reach their dreams to the fullest when their dark secrets are being manipulated by their lust and desires?

The line between good and evil is permeable, and almost anyone can be induced to cross it when pressured by situational forces which either make or break us. The is no stopping death when it comes knocking at your door.

Phen Zaxreyn Hoqez is living like a princess, the Hoqez treasures her, she's like a expensive glass that should not be broken. The princess dreaming a prince in her life, a prince that will love her until her last breath. She has been single since she was born into this world, her standard is high when it comes to men, she wants her first to be her last. But all her dreams will be shattered when she has to get married. It was an arranged marriage agreement between her parents and the man's parents. Her dream of marrying a prince ended up marrying a beast in the dark.

Typical date nights involve dinners and movies, or late-night talks at a coffee shop. They do not involve life-altering events that make people question their whole relationship, right? Wrong. Enora's last date was anything but typical when she accidentally found out her boyfriend Victor was an Alpha shifter. And if that wasn't enough of a shock to her system, he is the leader of one of the two most well-known mafias in her area. With a longtime rival who has set his sights on Enora thrown into the mix, how will they get through this? Torn between a crippling fear of shifters and the risks of entering a life of crime, the battle between love and life begins. *** “My decision shouldn't matter.” “Maybe it matters to me. What is it?” “You by my side. Forever. Everything I have is yours if you say the word.” “I...” Shouldn't the answer be easy? What was it that she truly wanted? Wolf in the Dark is created by Pel Rodi, an EGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

Warning: contains violence and explicit s*x scene When the kind and gorgeous woman Anastasha crossed paths with Keilton, she thought she finally met her man. But she's wrong because she found out that everything happened as Keilton planned. ****" Anastasha no longer expect to meet a man who would love her. At the age of 37, she is afraid to enter a relationship because she know there's a pain in it. How ever, something changed after Anastasha meet kielton Comez, security guard of GHA Company. Keilton is the first man was Anastasia fantasy. And they did not expect that they felt inlove to each other. Time passed by, Anastasia discovered the plan of Keilton, Ang Keilton na kilala niya na simpleng lalaki ay pagmamay-ari pala ang isang kompanyang kaaway nila simula pa. The love she felt exchanged into anger. Darating ba ang panahon na mapapatawad niya ang lalaking pinagkatiwalaan niya ng lubos? Na ang lalaking una niyang minahal ay pinaglaruan lang siya? Subaybayan ang kwento nina Keilton at Anastasha. At kung saan ba matatapos ang relasyon nilang nagsimula sa mali.

I hate him! I hate him with every fiber of my being but dear me, the things he could do with his … __________________ When the Luna of the most powerful pack is killed, Eliana and her sorceress mother are accused of the murder and in retaliation, they are killed by the Alpha of the pack himself. Reborn again as Alena, a werewolf and the daughter of the Beta of the same pack. Eliana has nothing but hatred for every member of the pack and she swears to rain on everyone involved, especially Alpha Damon. But when two vengeful beings clash, the chemistry is instant, the burn ferocious at every touch sending heat down their spines. Eliana must fight against herself and her dangerous attraction for her greatest enemy when she realizes her obscene desires for him, and the hunger to have him do all of the most sinful acts her treacherous mind is able to conjure up.

Blood and pain are all she seeks. After losing her loved ones brutally in an unfaithful night. Amphitrite is on the quest of pure blood bath. After learning to be an assassin for ten whole years she becomes THE ULTIMATE ASSASSIN. She is on the quest to find those that took her loved ones away from her. She vows to take them down one by one, until her mission is accomplished. But there's more to her that meets an eye.

Pesonanya yang tampan dan berkuasa menyimpan sebuah hati dengan dendam yang hebat serta cinta yang begitu kuat. Maukah kau menjadi cinta untuknya? Karena ia membutuhkan seseorang sepertimu... #bythevividred