Really Dark Humor Jokes

Gabriel Emmitt, a young angel serving the queen of the light. One day is accused of the murder of Princess Faith. He is punished in the most gruesome way and sentenced to spend the rest of his days in the dark world. Wanting to prove his innocence, Gabe searches for a way to return to the world of light and break his curse.

Will he explore the greatest insatiable desires of his soul? He needs love and explored the infinite sanctum of his soul. I am Magnus Jordan Montenegro, a secret billionaire, and a werewolf. Moonlight Jade Monterey wanted love; Jeffrey Rivero wanted life - in human form, Werewolf, and Vampire World. Secret Billionaire Magnus Jordan Montenegro loved Moonlight Jade Monterey without a doubt, but she left him without a word. The pain turned into exploring another world that gave him the freedom to use its power and desires. Moonlight Jade Monterey was born with the aid of a new medical process that brought her to discover the world of her werewolf lover, Jeffrey. Their lives are entwined deep down in their souls which keeps them discovering the sweetest desires of their hearts. Will they reach their dreams to the fullest when their dark secrets are being manipulated by their lust and desires?

Ranita Cahyati Sanjaya Hussain, adalah pewaris tunggal Sanjaya Group yang memiliki banyak cabang dan sudah terkenal di pasar Internasional.Hampir setiap mata lelaki akan terpesona melihat kepiawaian, kecantikan dan kesempurnaan bentuk tubuhnya yang bagai wanita idaman setiap kaum Adam.Tak terkecuali, Jamie.Pria berkebangsaan Irlandia yang selalu berjuang demi mendapatkan hati wanita angkuh pujaannya, ia rela melakukan hal tak masuk akal sekalipun.Dan demi mendapat sebuah perhatiannya, Jamie membuat kecerobohan yang berakibat fatal hingga merenggut kedua kornea mata wanita yang sangat ia cintai sejak lama.Ia merubah dunia Rani menjadi gelap, senada dengan masa lalunya yang suram.Akankah Rani menerima Jamie yang telah memberikan kegelapan dalam hidupnya?Atau bahkan, masa lalunya lah yang akan mengembalikan kehidupannya?Let's find the answer!

Phen Zaxreyn Hoqez is living like a princess, the Hoqez treasures her, she's like a expensive glass that should not be broken. The princess dreaming a prince in her life, a prince that will love her until her last breath. She has been single since she was born into this world, her standard is high when it comes to men, she wants her first to be her last. But all her dreams will be shattered when she has to get married. It was an arranged marriage agreement between her parents and the man's parents. Her dream of marrying a prince ended up marrying a beast in the dark.

Typical date nights involve dinners and movies, or late-night talks at a coffee shop. They do not involve life-altering events that make people question their whole relationship, right? Wrong. Enora's last date was anything but typical when she accidentally found out her boyfriend Victor was an Alpha shifter. And if that wasn't enough of a shock to her system, he is the leader of one of the two most well-known mafias in her area. With a longtime rival who has set his sights on Enora thrown into the mix, how will they get through this? Torn between a crippling fear of shifters and the risks of entering a life of crime, the battle between love and life begins. *** “My decision shouldn't matter.” “Maybe it matters to me. What is it?” “You by my side. Forever. Everything I have is yours if you say the word.” “I...” Shouldn't the answer be easy? What was it that she truly wanted? Wolf in the Dark is created by Pel Rodi, an EGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

Mentari kira, setelah melalui banyaknya rintangan dalam kisah percintaan di masalalu, kemudian patah hati, maka kebahagiaan akan segera menghampiri. Mentari salah. Semua yang terjadi di hidupnya seolah sebuah drama sedih yang tak berkesudahan. Jika sebelumnya batal menikah, lalu lukanya sembuh karena pria bernama Bian, maka kali ini Mentari kembali terluka karena pria yang sama. Hingga tragedi menakutkan itu terjadi dan membuat Bian murka, Mentari tidak bisa lagi lepas dari jeratan pria duda tersebut. Apakah Mentari bisa kembali sembuh bersama Bian seperti sebelumnya? Atau malah semakin memperparah lukanya?

Mantra yang kau anggap tak lebih dari permainan anak-anak, dan sudah terlanjur kau sebutkan. Rupanya berfungsi dengan baik. Dan mantra itu ternyata memanggil sesosok mahluk mengerikan dari dunia kegelapan yang tidak pernah kau bayangkan. Netra merah, rambut sehitam malam, dengan sayap lebarnya yang berwarna hitam. Kedatangannya membawa hawa dingin yang mencekam, tidak ada tempat untuk kabur. Panggilan seorang gadis membuat sang pangeran kegelapan kembali menginjakkan kakinya di bumi setelah lebih dari seratus tahun bersemayam di singgasananya.

Avery Williams was physically and mentally tortured by her ex-werewolf boyfriend and his mate every single day in college. She wanted to escape from his sick clutches but what happens when she comes across the mysterious Alpha Dark in the Mating ball who claims her as his mate?! Alpha Dark is a mystery, and definitely evil. He claims her and traps her in his mansion. Now Avery would have to make a choice. To either surrender to this dark wolf who has skeletons buried deep behind his doors or escape him. Having past trauma from her ex, surrendering to a selfish man was definitely not an option. Why do you pull when I am not ready?” I said, mustering the courage to look at him. His eyes slightly narrowed at me, but he did not move from his position. The air crackled with tension and none of us were prepared to go down. He pulled my chin with his finger beneath it and angled his head to move close to my face. His lips softly brushed against mine and something sparked in my body like a firecracker, “Because you are mine. And I take what belongs to me.”

I hate him! I hate him with every fiber of my being but dear me, the things he could do with his … __________________ When the Luna of the most powerful pack is killed, Eliana and her sorceress mother are accused of the murder and in retaliation, they are killed by the Alpha of the pack himself. Reborn again as Alena, a werewolf and the daughter of the Beta of the same pack. Eliana has nothing but hatred for every member of the pack and she swears to rain on everyone involved, especially Alpha Damon. But when two vengeful beings clash, the chemistry is instant, the burn ferocious at every touch sending heat down their spines. Eliana must fight against herself and her dangerous attraction for her greatest enemy when she realizes her obscene desires for him, and the hunger to have him do all of the most sinful acts her treacherous mind is able to conjure up.

Xiriu, pemuda berparas luar biasa itu harus menyembunyikan jatidirinya hingga ia berusia lima belas tahun. Walau merasa kesal, Xi tak punya pilihan lain selain menuruti keinginan kedua orangtuanya. Hingga suatu malam, seluruh keluarganya dibantai oleh sekelompok iblis. Tidak hanya itu, Xi juga mendapati fakta bahwa ia bukanlah anak kandung dari orang yang merawatnya selama ini. Sedih, kecewa, putus asa, akhirnya Xi melarikan diri dari rumah. Ditemani wanita aneh yang pernah menolongnya, Xi pun memutuskan untuk melakukan perjalanan ke tempat yang seharusnya tidak ia kunjungi. Takdir pun berputar. Sekeras apapun kau menghindar, takdir akan menemukanmu tepat pada waktunya.