Murder Charges Over a Missing Order
Someone steals my takeout at the school gate. It is from a BBQ restaurant.
Not only does the thief eat it all, but he also humiliates me in front of my classmates.
He mocks, "Look, everyone! This is what a pauper would eat. Even my dog eats better than this!"
He pulls out a stack of cash and slaps one bill against my face. Then, he tosses the rest into the air.
"Happy birthday, beggar!"
Three days later, he is burned to death in the alley behind the school, his limbs stretched out and tied to a tree.
He is literally "grilled."
And I become the murderer.