How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
We all took turns knocking in various styles (the big thud, the rat-a-tat-tat, the call-response) and had to wait a good ten minutes before the door finally opened.
Arthur was in the same dressing gown, flapping about precariously.
“Yes?” he said.
“You asked us to come back today,” I said, averting my gaze.
“Did I? What for?”
We stood around, each of us thinking the same thing: maybe we should leave. In the classic Hero’s Journey, the first call to adventure is refused. We must have been on our seventh or eighth.
“I suppose you’d better come in, then,” said Arthur, unable to stand the deluge of uncomfortableness on his doorstep. Working as intended.