Puck Me Hard
“Dude, you messed up. You broke your own golden rule.”
“I know! That’s what I’m saying!” Jaxon groaned. “I just felt bad, man. She’s been one of my regulars, and she kept hinting at it, so I figured, hey, what’s one dinner? Turns out one dinner is a goddamn contract to these people.”
I was cackling now. “You’re done for. Might as well buy a ring.”
He shot me a glare before dramatically collapsing onto the bench. “I don’t know how to shake her off. She keeps introducing me as her boyfriend, and I can’t just be like, ‘Hey, actually, you’re a side quest.’"”