Retarded Stuff Novels & Stories

she called her father to eat. (Dad) * spit the food out* YOU GOOD FOR NOTING CHILD! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HUH? I SHOULD HAVE FORCED THAT WOMAN TO ABORT YOU WHEN SHE WAS PREGNANT WITH YOU! Her father spat the spaghetti at her face. and walked out. Earlier that night

Just that stupid, generic voicemail message again. I rolled my eyes so hard it hurt. A fresh wave of irritation washed over me, thinking about the whole stupid spectacle with Ayden downstairs. I was so annoyed I kicked the leg of the bedstand next to me, hard. "Stupid!" I muttered to myself, the word hissing between my teeth.

His business partners called him to berate him, but he just hung up and continued drinking. Leanna came to visit him once. The huge mansion was now filled to the brim with empty beer cans and wine bottles. The curtains were also tightly drawn shut. "What is the point of all this, Graham Rowland?" Leanna asked, standing at the door without going in. He slumped against the couch, his eyes unfocused. "There's no point anymore." "Then why aren't you pulling yourself together?" "For who?" Graham asked, chuckling to himself. "Gwyneth isn't coming back. And neither are you."

The wedding photos on the wall, the carefully preserved family portraits—everything I once treasured—went straight into the trash. It was already past midnight by the time I finished cleaning up and lay down to rest. But just as I fell asleep, a loud crash jolted me awake.

We did not fracture under pressure anymore. We reinforced.

“But that’s exactly what it is.” “It isn’t. Dad is retiring and passing on the—” “Potato. Potahto.” Isabella waved her hand dismissively before he could finish the sentence. “I see no difference.” Derek stared at her for a second, clearly realizing he had already lost this argument. “Whatever,” he muttered. Then he gestured vaguely toward Olivia. “Could you please talk to your friend?” he said dramatically. “I’m in desperate need of a date to prevent Mom from introducing me to every single eligible woman at the event.”

HOW COME YOU ARE SO DUMB? Will_the_devil REASON NUMBER 1: I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A PALACE. REASON NUMBER 2: I NEVER CAME IN CONACT WITH ANY OTHER KID FROM OUTSIDE OF THE PALACE. REASON NUMBER 3: I NEVER HAD FRIENDS AND NEVER FELT THE NEED TO LEARN THIS GEN Z VOCABULARY. I_pooped :000 THAT'S KINDA SAD, YOU KNOW. Will_the_devil ... I_pooped

(okay, now pullout, let me continue with my work) Johnson ➡(what!?) Wetin u say? (what did you say BigBam ➡Ah, ah, I say remove am now! I wan continue work. (I said remove your dick, so that I can continue withy work) Johnson ➡You're not okay! 😡

she nursed me and dragged me to the bar counter. "The strongest hard drink," Cassandra and I said to the bartender. "It's been 2 years Ayesha, you still can't move on with your ex?" she broke the silence and then slammed the counter. Move on? How to do that? Why is it that every time I tried, I still come back to the beginning? "There are probably things in the world that we will never forget," I said with my bitter language and raw smile. "He's stupid," my friend replied angrily then drank her wine.

I'm so fucked. *****************************************