Never Go Full Retard Novels & Stories

I am not going to be some consolation prize. Never again.

“Don’t be late.” *

“I don't think you've been in the gym before.” "Go to hell.”

’ Blackie, ‘Calling you a retard is an insult to actual retards! (ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ ┻━┻ Noah’s wet eyelashes fluttered bashfully, “This–this soul mate thing… W–w–why didn’t you tell me earlier?!” Blackie gawked at his host’s sudden fluffy bunny transformation and couldn’t help but think, ‘Fuck my life…’ QAQ “What was I supposed to tell you?” he sneered, “ ‘Hey, see that dude your sister is about to marry? Yeah, tough luck, he happens to be the only person in this world who can fuck you without getting tased’ ?”

Now there's no going back. No holding back.

"I swear, you're turning more and more into a mutt every day." "Shut up! It's satisfying, maybe if you tried it you'd know why it's so awesome!" "I will never do that, it's humiliating and stupid," He said and I guess he had a fair point...but I didn't care, so I rolled the sunroof back and stood up so that I was outside the car again, "You're going to get hurt doing that you retard."

I will not go back to being nothing. Never!

And I can’t go back on my words. “Drive the fuck faster!” I snapped.

“Brendan, as your senior, I’m telling you: don’t destroy your future over a woman. There are plenty of mermaids in the sea, okay? Even if you’re that obsessed with this one, you could at least wait until this whole thing fades away from public consciousness, right? We’ll even help you bail her out of prison time, then! You don’t have to be with her now!” Brendan replied calmly, “If you’re calling me just to give me advice I didn’t solicit, Mr. Jensen, then maybe you should put all that extra effort into brainstorming ways to clear our company from its soured reputation.” “You brat!” Mr. Jensen thundered. “You think you’re some hot sh*t who’s going to get away with everything? You doomed your

Ignoring everything. Not again. right?