Truth Reveals All
"So, he becomes some minor officer in the military and starts throwing his weight around, slandering ordinary civilians. How is Randy supposed to get some justice?"
"Exactly! Some friend you are! You're disgusting! Quick, open the door and let everyone see how he's using his authority to bully civilians!"
In the chaos, someone even slammed into my crotch on purpose and shouted, "It's useless anyway, so let me help fix it!"
Just as the uproar was intensifying, the door opened, and six people in military uniform walked in.
After looking around the room, one of them asked in a deep voice, "Which of you is Randy Long and Maya Palin?"