Rocketman Comedy Novels & Stories

I grab myself a cocktail and immerse myself in two whole glasses before I notice a blonde man with green eyes with the symbol imprinted tie walking toward me. “Amber,” he hugs me, and noticing that Alessandro’s not around, I don’t give in. I shift in my chair as he seats himself next to me. “Amber, stay in character at all times,” Harlow growls and I hear it through my earpiece. “Now, hug him for the cameras,” Harlow says and I follow. A few minutes in, the man introduces himself as Ryan and we talk according to the script. “You’re so funny,” I push Ryan’s shoulder and twirl my hair strand with my index finger. I puke in my mouth.

he said. "Just shut up Ryan!" "My only regret is I didn't get to kiss those rosy lips like I planned" he said. "I said shut up!" I yelled. "Have you ever touched her skin, it feels so soft and delicate and....." "Ryan!" I yelled as I dropped my towels and punched him and he fell on the bed. "Come on, don't tell me you haven't noticed how sexy our little Jasmine is" he said amidst laughter and I punched him again.

I can't stop them so all that I can do to pull myself together is to blow off steam by blowing a cigar. "Ethel! Where are you off to again? To Artemis? Whoo! See you later!" Ernesto Mandallo, also known as Toto in this compound. He is a regular customer in our club and he, of course, saw me dance naked countless times before. The truth is, I'm not going to Artemis yet. It's only nine in the morning and the club opens at six in the afternoon so what am I going to do in the club, huh?

His nostrils practically smoked with irritation. He couldn’t believe Rostom was saying those things about Bree. The man was literally lusting after the woman he loved. Damn! One more word, and Jackson would really throw the bastard into the sea and leave him there. Rostom stared at Jackson in confusion. Then a grin slowly spread across his face until it turned into loud laughter. He doubled over, clutching his stomach as he laughed uncontrollably. Annoyed, Jackson threw his cigarette butt at him.

He laughed. “You’ve got curves.” He gestured toward her. “They move.” “And people notice.” Heat rushed straight to her cheeks. “Oh, we’re not finished.” Frank was enjoying himself far too much. “Your voice needs work too.” He cleared his throat and spoke in the deepest, most ridiculous voice he could manage. “‘Hello. I’m Tommy. The manliest man who ever manned.’” Daniela burst out laughing. “You sound like a dying bear.” “Exactly.” He pointed at her triumphantly.

I haven’t seen a dick for over a year. I select The Proposal. I’ll replace one fantasy with another. I’ve always dreamed of having Ryan Reynolds as my personal assistant. The movie starts, and I smile at the screen. I love this movie. No matter how many times I watch it, it always makes me laugh. Gammy is my favorite character. “You’re watching a romance?” he asks. “A rom-com,” I reply. For goodness' sake, this man is nosy. He smirks as though he thinks he’s superior.

"Boss..." " Just get dressed and return to work. Let's pretend as if this never happened..." Marina started to laugh. It started with a soft chuckle and developed into a roaring laughter. Ryan stared at her, wondering what he said that was so funny. He thought he was staring at someone different entirely from his quiet and sexy secretary. "What's funny?" She stopped laughing and cleared her throat. "It's just that you say the funniest and silliest things, Ryan." Ryan stared at her, shocked to hear her call him by his name. "Are you crazy?"

he entered fully, strolled the chair, and then settled on the empty seat opposite Ramon. Ramon did not also show his displeasure in seeing the man. It was so evident that he hated that he was around Elena again. “Or maybe he was killed in his past life for being overly late or something,” he shrugged his shoulders off rather sarcastically. “You think that is funny?” Zeke raised his brows with a straight expression at the stupid ‘joke’ the man had just made. “Is it not?” “You need help if you laugh at something like that,” he shook his head and adjusted his tie.

but suddenly it crashed out of my mouth, “Fuck man! fuck this shit!” The guy paused and his face became redder. “Did you just say fuck man?” Seeing the veins popping out of his forehead and neck, I lost my cool and involuntarily bursted into rounds of derisive laughter. “Stop laughing!! you moron” The guy bellowed angrily. “I’m not moron, I'm stiles” Fuck! fuck! stop replying, I said mentally and covered my mouth with my fingers so that words wouldn't crash out of my mouth again. It was as if anytime I think of something negative, it crashes out of my mouth.

"Hahahahaha. My cloneless fellow! Oh my goodness!!! Wow!!! I can't stop laughing! Hahahahaha." Clutching his stomach, the one called Sandro Smith by the actor continued laughing. Amanda honestly wanted to smack this big boy's head for thinking so lightly of Eithan Meyer's threat. Which part of a nuclear attack was so funny? Who taught this guy his common sense? She really wanted to give him a punch or two!