Hired a Gigolo, Got a Billionaire
"Look, cousin, I've been through this more times than I can count. Women are complex, mysterious creatures. The key is not trying to understand them."
"Dante…"
"No, no, let me finish," he said, gesturing dramatically with his glass. "You're making the classic mistake of a man in love. You're trying to decode every look, every sigh, every mood shift. Total waste of time, man!"
I laughed despite myself. There was something oddly comforting about the absolute simplicity of Dante's worldview, even knowing it was completely wrong.
"The formula is simple," Dante continued, clearly slipping into professor mode. "Flowers. Chocolate. A romantic dinner. And if none of that works, jewelry always fixes
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