She Confessed, I Clapped
At our engagement party, my fiancée said, "Even if I marry you, my heart will always belong to my first love."
The room went dead silent.
Everyone waited for me to snap and storm out in humiliation.
Instead, I clapped first.
Smiling, I said, "If marrying me makes you that miserable, I won't stop you. Just don't forget to pay back the wedding money I gave you."
My fiancée panicked on the spot.