My Signature or My Life: My Wife Makes Me Choose
Samantha Sonnet, my wife who's also a hospital dean, decides to replace my name with Nicholas Spark, the intern's name on the surgical atlas that I've spent the last three years drafting without my permission. That atlas is then published.
I burn the only original draft of the atlas in front of the entire department.
Samantha blames me for being brash. "He's just leaving his name there so that he can ensure a smoother project closeout."
After dusting the ashes away, I reply, "My academic achievements will always be mine. Since someone else's name is printed on my achievements, that means they are no longer pure."
Later at midnight, Samantha hands me a glass of warm milk in an attempt to apologize to me.
When I regain consciousness once again, I've already gotten strapped to a surgical table beneath a huge spotlight. I see a scalpel glinting coldly right above me.
"You're a man of purity, right?" Samantha murmurs into my ear. "Three people's blood will be coursing through your veins soon enough. You'll be impure soon enough!"
At the moment, Samantha is livestreaming an illegal organ removal surgery.
As I stare at the camera hovering above my head, I say coldly, "If you've recorded enough evidence, then it's time to turn off the camera! Tell Captain Hardy that I've gotten my hands on the evidence he wants!"