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My dick twitched again, and I could feel my erection rousing sharply, so I took a deep breath. I let out a string of curses in my head, hands clenched, as I typed another quick text to her. Me: Where the fuck are you sending me these nudes? At home? At work? Or you took these photos while dressing earlier this morning, and now you decide to taunt me? Renee: I'm at work but in the restroom. I'll take a sexy full photo of myself soon and send it to you. Another flirty emoji accompanied the text, and then, as promised, she sent another photo, or rather, a video.

It was cheesy, sure, but Gina loved that kind of thing. To add a little spice to the night, I decided to text her something bold. I wasn’t the type to send daring messages, but this time, I wanted to push the boundaries. So, I took a deep breath, snapped a picture of myself—yes, a nude—and attached it to a message that read, "I can't wait to have you in my arms tonight."

Don't want to be gassed by you Sam: I am so close to blocking you, nerd * sends huff angry emoji a dozen times * Me: Try blocking the gas tubes instead XD Sam: * inserts middle finger * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

"I think I'm going to miss this the most." "My ass?" "Cuddling. Jeez, get your head out of the damn gutter." I snorted out a laugh and smacked his chest. "But yeah, your ass too. I'm going to require about five nudes a day to get me by. Should I write it in a contract?" "Five?" "About five, yeah." "I only have my boobs, ass, and v*gina. I don't have five parts." "One t*t, then the other, p*ssy pic, ass pic, and then maybe a pic of full frontal."

“I’m thrashing his ass.” Tom shifted slightly, his gaze moving to the screen. “What’s the score?” “Three-nil,” Tyler said, his grin widening. Noah adjusted his grip, leaning forward again, his focus snapping back to the game. “It’s just seventy-four minutes. I can still equalize.” Before Tyler could respond, Tom spoke again, his tone shifting to something more serious. “Noah… have you seen the meme trending on campus?” “Meme?” Noah responded absently, his eyes still on the screen as his fingers moved over the controller.

DON'T MAKE HIM SHY. Cereal_killer ... Yes_you_suck ... I_pooped ... Noah's_soulmate ... I_love_my_mommy SINCE, EVERYONE IS DOING IT ... Yes_you_suck THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE! NOAH, IS THIS THE TRUTH?! Noah's_soulmate GUYS, STOP -_- Will_the_devil OH, I CAN TESTIFY. IT'S THE TRUTH. POOR ALICE WAS ONCE WHINING ABOUT IT TO ME.

He should have guessed the doc was nearly married the first time he saw it. Too fucking perfect. No wonder Nathan was clawing to hold on to him. Aiden: I don’t have any nudes. Lukas: Then take one. Sit with your legs spread, hold your cock up for me to see. Lean back and take the pic with your phone between your thighs, angled up. For a moment there was nothing. Lukas almost laughed, ready to call him a coward. Then the three little dots appeared and a picture followed, attached to a single message:

“Mila, you’re a saint!” Then, he pulled out his phone. “Look at the group chat. It’s exploding!” The group name had been changed to ‘Care and Support of the Clown Werewolf King,’ and it was flooded with merciless mockery. Someone had photoshopped Sarek’s face with clown makeup and captioned it: [So I came after. I’m a homewrecker.] There were even meme videos titled, “The Werewolf King’s Breakup Survival Guide.” Louis laughed so hard his whole body shook. “Hahaha! That’s brutal!”

Without really meaning to, he ended up clicking over to one of his favorite p**n sites, an open forum where amateur nude photos of women were the bread and butter. He clicked on a promising looking link, and gawked at the screen as he clicked through a photoset of an insanely attractive woman around hismom’s age. She slowly stripped her clothes off, photo by photo, giving him a slow, still striptease, and exciting Billy’s cock into a state of rock hardness. “Have you had any luck?” “The door swung open, and his mom stepped in through it. Billy only just barely had enough time to click to a different tab.

OH AND IF YOU WANT TO JOIN A GROUPCHAT ON WHATSAPP PM A FOOD EMOJI AND I WILL SEND YOU A LINK. LOVE YOU ALL LOADS.