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But Ram was quick, and instead of letting her go, he tightened his grip on her even more. Lexie almost died of embarrassment after hearing his words. "She’s Lexie, my young wife." "She is young indeed, young and pretty," someone else responded. "Well, we could use young and pretty for good sex, couldn’t we?" Ram joked, causing the foolish men around them to laugh. Lexie wished the ground would open up and swallow her whole as she shrank in shame. More of these foul jokes from him—she knew she wouldn’t be able to take it anymore. She forced a smile and pretended to laugh along, even though she felt like she was slowly breaking apart.

He grins cheekily. Okay being an ass hat! I elbow him again, only more aggressively this time. Especially as his joking at how great in bed I am isn’t true. We haven’t had sex in weeks. The men all laugh and make weird dirty gestures and nods as though he told them all I was an A grade porn star and I seriously wonder why women put up with men at all. “Arrick is enough women for both of us; cooking, neat freak and all that, so one of us had to have the bedroom skills to make it worthwhile.” I jut in sassily and raise a wicked eyebrow at him as everyone demolishes with hysterical laughter.

Cassie breaks the uncomfortable silence by admitting the situation. "You are right and it shouldn't be. We are both adults," "Yeah, who have seen each other naked countless times." "We had our fun and I ruined it by catching feelings." Cassie interrupts Xavier, "Whoa, whoa, you didn't catch feelings." Cassie shakes her head. "What will you call a man who gets sex every day but is willing to ruin that to just have a date with the girl?" "Someone who really likes dates," Cassie jokes. "Very funny," Xavier says with a smile.

“I'm hatching a plan for that. - Poor you. I'm so sorry. - Because? “Because I'm not the one who's going to have to do anal every day after I get married. We women are more practical, we have two starters and I say with gratitude that Pierre prefers only the more conventional one. Adrian opened his mouth, totally shocked. I started laughing, so much that my stomach started to hurt. “Gee Jenny, what a foul mouth you have. I do not believe you said that. "But maybe you don't think so, after all you said you loved his dick." This time Adrian smirked. - I really love. I was going to say one more joke, but Shelly walked into the room and I held back. We'd gotten closer lately, but it wasn't time

From nowhere, a smack landed on my ass tore a terrified and startled gasp from my throat as I hastily whirled around to see a bunch of four guys who were guffawing their lungs off, like they had done something impossibly funny right now. Meanwhile what they had done was to harass me sexually, and there was nothing funny about that. “What the fuck is wrong with you?” I demanded angrily at who was definitely the culprit because he was the one gloating while his friends snickered on and on. “You look so damn sexy in that pair of shorts, couldn’t resist. Bet you’d fold so well when getting fucked, tiny thing that you are.” As soon as he was done, his friends laughed on and on like the biggest jo

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

“It’s where you get your ass into my room and give me the best kiss for Christmas.” Where is this coming from, these are such corny romantic comedy jokes. And that shit is fucking stupid. “Sebastian Cain, are you asking for me to kiss you?” She types back.

What an asshole. "Sir, kindly jump off your high horse and tell Alexander to do the same." I felt annoyed and frustrated. "If you would let me finish my damn sentence instead of cutting me off 2 times. I could have had the chance to explain to you that I was joking. It was purely a joke." "You don't joke about things like that, this situation is very-" This time it's my turn to cut him off. "Sir. Like I said, kindly jump off whatever high horse you seem to be on. If I truly wanted something in the sexual department. You and your friends would be the last ones on my mind." I bit out

Liam said with grin “It most certainly is,” Bruce said with a frown. “You didn’t even give the joke a chance,” Garth said. “A joke that involves bestiality doesn’t deserve a chance,” Bruce said haughtily. “Where did you hear these jokes? You guys have never been joke tellers.” “That hotter than smoke brunette in the red dress,” Garth answered bluntly. “She’s been telling all kinds of jokes for the past forty minutes to various people.” “Like who?” Bruce asked with concern.