Shameless Us Bloopers Novels & Stories

The woman is always there, since she wouldn't want to get in trouble in a foreign country without anyone to run to, and I'm actually thankful for that today, even though it was annoying back then. Perhaps, I would have felt guilty now, but no! I never touched her. She made another un-funny remark and burst into laughter at her own dry joke. Hehe. I made a forced chuckle to not embarrass her, but she knew me too well. "You don't find that funny." She said. I hurriedly nodded my head, wishing she would just drive and stop being distracted. I don't want to get into a car accident. My future ahead is very bright and everyone could tell

Now. I drop the phone. Slump back in the chair. The juice sits there, untouched. I stare at the blank koala on my screen and suddenly feel like crying. Too late. The leak’s been deleted. The emails scrubbed. But the world already saw. Screenshots exist. Memes are probably being made. Dorothy. Fuck. I whisper under my breath. “I’m so fucking sorry, Dorothy…”

Despite the fact that he had just been publicly humiliated he still carried himself with immense pride. Shane took out a paper from under his suit, throwing it to the table. Naomi glanced at him and slowly she took a seat grabbing the paper. "I had the stupdu blog channel cornered and it turned out to be from . one of the largest new anchors that has a beef with me. Not every smart of you,"Shane muttered. Dwanye eyes flashed with mischief and so far it was the only emotion I had seen from him. He made me more uncomfortable then even Shane. And that said a lot.

They laughed out loud as they stepped into Shanon's apartment. Scott kept cracking jokes all the way home from the mall. Shanon couldn't help but laugh as Scott shared his embarrassing experience while attending a seminar in Los Angeles. “I was completely out of mind. I misread the sign on the bathroom door. And you know what, I walked into a women's restroom full of women. They were all shocked to see me suddenly enter their territory, and so was I. I was stupid, because I just stood there frozen. They all then screamed hysterically and beat me with bags. It was a ridiculous experience and almost killed me.”

The night rolled on in a blur of laughing, teasing and ridiculous stories. They roasted Samira for the time she tripped during a big corporate event. Tasha told a story about accidentally emailing a love confession to the whole company. Devin swore up and down he saw a ghost in the break room once. Then Theo talked about the time Samira accidentally sent a draft ad with a massive typo to the entire executive board ("Best Crapper Rates!" instead of "Best Career Rates!"). Samira turned beet red, and she covered her face with her hands while everyone howled with laughter.

“ oops! I’m so sorry” Claire gapes like a beached fish for a few painful, wonderful seconds, then turns to Tammy “ you fool! You ruined my dress” “ I didn’t do it deliberately. It was an honest mistake” At this point, most of the crowds attention are turned towards them. Ooh, that's cutting alright. Cutting deep. Claire, in a drenched dress and on prom day? Totally cutting. I could only stand here wearing a serenely smile and feel her pain. The crowd erupts in whispers around us, giggling mockingly at her…

the gossip Williams is back. Ivan chuckles " so you still gossip?" William glared at him " what sort of rubbish, infact I'm not saying anything again" " Ok fine,I'm sorry. I'm all ears" William pretend to think about it " it's not your fault" " Just say it already" " Ok fine. Remember that girl with the liposuction?" Ivan furrowed his brows " what girl?" " Don't tell me you've forgotten Pamela! The girl that was all over you in year one "

” Oliver says biting his lip. “Recording... I accept doing everything except recording, I'm afraid someone will take the video, I think I would die of shame and disappear from the world if my family saw a video of me having sex.” I don't dare to do this, congratulations to those who do. When I was in college, I remember a couple who filmed themselves having sex and ended up stealing one of their cell phones, the result of which was that they uploaded the video to a p**n site and half the world saw it, in the end, the woman came out as a slut and the guy as a stud, I remember a lot of people giving the girl a hard time, who eventually even changed her state due to the impact the video had.

Wiping my mouth. They didn't stop. I smiled and played along with each of them. By the end, I was wiped. Back in the dorm, my roommates stared at me, expressions complicated. I checked my phone. Right on cue—Chloe was live again. The stream looped the clip of Henry feeding me crab. Over and over. The room exploded with laughter. Timothy slapped his thigh. "I almost lost it! That look on her face—like she really thought she was the lead in some romance drama!"

no reason even after it looked like they just showered.” The bigger one said as they all laughed. “I mean really how is it possible that you come out the shower with soap in your ears, and you still stink?” The smaller one said as she gagged. As the other two laughed so hard they were starting to cry and the middle one had the loud laugh like a banshee. It was contagious because I found myself chuckling at them. “Hey, can I borrow your ketchup bottle?” The smaller one asked me. “Yea, sure.” I answered handing her the bottle from my table. “Thank you, and I want to apologize for my loud ass cousin they have no home training. I know you couldn’t study in peace with Shawna laughing like a