Betty White Bloopers Novels & Stories

“Hey! Don’t’ cry Love! Tell me what happened!” She wiped her tears and said, “That day Betty Bitch humiliated me so much and said that I am immature and unattractive and that is why you don’t want me and didn’t do all that a couple does! She said that you wanted to do all that with her because she is matured and attractive! She said that you went to her room when she was….she was…..” she broke into a loud sob and continued through her cries, “She was changing and that you wanted to have sex with her!”

But what I saw inside the room made my blood boil. Betty was dancing on top of a table, looking completely drunk and disheveled. She was dressed in a revealing outfit, and her friends were cheering her on, taking videos and photos. Some of them were even zooming in on her private parts, and I felt a wave of nausea wash over me. I was torn between tears and anger. I clenched my fists, my eyes scanning the room for Riezel. When I finally found her, she was staring at me with a silly smile on her lips, teasing me even more.

But what I saw inside the room made my blood boil. Betty was dancing on top of a table, looking completely drunk and disheveled. She was dressed in a revealing outfit, and her friends were cheering her on, taking videos and photos. Some of them were even zooming in on her private parts, and I felt a wave of nausea wash over me. I was torn between tears and anger. I clenched my fists, my eyes scanning the room for Riezel. When I finally found her, she was staring at me with a silly smile on her lips, teasing me even more.

"And while you at it, lady, you can cancel that centerfold." I turn to Betty with a perplexed expression on my face, "What is this centerfold? What have you been up to now again, Betty?" "Oh, it is nothing, my boy, just the wild imagination of a teenage girl." Then Katarina snaps back at Betty again, "Mmm wild imagination, my ass." Then you get Matty that always drives the conversation in a different direction, and believe me; I did not hear what he has to say next. "And my wild imagination is all over your ass."

After the interview that Betty had done on behalf of the hospital, she had suddenly gained more fame, which also led to putting the hospital out there. “How are you enjoying your newfound fame?” Ian whispered with a grin to Betty. “I am not sure I can explain it.” Betty muttered. “Is the White Medical Center undergoing a power change?” “Is it true that you would be taking over from your mother?” “Just one word, Ms. White.” The questions kept flowing like a running tap, but Betty paid no heed as Liora walked ahead firmly, an indication for them to follow her without saying a word. “Doctor Athena!”

The piping hot soup that had just been taken out of the pot was splashed onto Bettany. She screamed, and everything fell to the ground. "Mommy!" Ralph ran over in a hurry and pushed Natalie away. He asked worriedly, "Mommy, are you okay?" Bettany's hands trembled and she said with a smile, "I'm fine. I accidentally bumped into Miss Wheeler. Are you alright?" Natalie shook her head. "I'm fine." "The dish is wasted, what a pity," Bettany said sadly. "Madam, you should eat something first. There is no sugar in the chicken wings, so please feel free to eat them. I'll take care of things here," Natalie said politely.

Since there was no perfect arrangement for the twins, why not believe in them, believe that they would be able to deal with seeing her injured? However, the unexpected happened. When Diana called the twins, Betty’s originally swollen and red eyes became even more so the moment she saw Diana’s face. However, tears refused to fall. It seemed she had been shocked stiff. She simply blinked dazedly at Diana. At that moment, Diana regretted her actions. Diana immediately shifted the camera away from herself, cleared her throat, and tried to dismiss the bruises and bumps on her body, “Mommy had too much to eat today and became fat again. Don’t you like to see Mommy round and chubby?”

"You're gonna cover for her? You've been with us for nearly 20 years. I never knew you were so blind to right and wrong." Ichabod frowned, raising his voice. "What's right and what's wrong here? Miss Betty Stone's allergy to mango is mild. Just a few hives that fade in hours. That mango was Miss Catherine Stone's leftovers. If not on the table, where else should she put it? Everyone knows what it is. Miss Betty Stone ate it herself. Who is to blame?" "Blame me," Betty interjected timidly. "Ichabod, don't get upset. It was all my fault."

The thought made my lip curl up in disgust. Betty didn’t seem bothered though. Glancing around at the crowd with a sigh, she said, “Anyway, forget about him. His loss, right? And let me tell you something, Audrey…” She leaned in closer, a mischievous smirk crossing her features. “He’s not even big. Well below average, actually.” I blinked, stunned, as Avis and Tina dissolved into fits of laughter. “That’s good to know,” I finally chuckled, feeling like I dodged a bullet.

Danielle "what do you mean by no need?" "She don cast everything nah. Wetin u wan do now. He don know everything already" bibiana replied Janet feeling very guilty for ruining the fun for her friends tried to clarify "Actually yesterday I kind of blabbered. But I just did it because I was extremely nervous, I didn't know what I was saying. But I didn't tell him more than that" Danielle feeling more curious "wait, you said he called you? Because I called him and he blocked me, he later unblock me only to call me back and warn me not to call him back because I won't win the bet"