Shameless Us Bloopers Novels & Stories

“Damn it, Xena is so annoying. She keeps hanging around Jace. If it weren’t for Jace’s money, who would bother acting nice to that fool? Once I get the recommendation spot and get into Harrington University, I’ll find a richer guy and dump Jace.” The whole ballroom erupted in shock. Everyone’s eyes locked onto the couple on stage, who had, just moments ago, looked like a perfect match. Jace, who had, just moments ago, looked deeply in love, turned pale and started shaking all over. Winnie collapsed onto the floor. She shook as she tried to explain herself. “No… This isn’t real… It’s edited!” She screamed and tried to defend herself, but no one believed her. The video was too clear. Even the

She was so embarrassed she couldn't look at her. Hazel burst with a snort of laughter when she couldn't take it any longer. She dabbed at her tear-streaked eyes. "I couldn’t believe what happened to you." "Neither did I." She mumbled with resignation. “I'm sorry for laughing. I just couldn't help it.” "I'm not offended at all." Ember assured her. "When I think back on what happened that day, I recall how stupid I am and laugh at myself too." “We all have our own share of embarrassing experiences we don't want to share. Your secret is safe with me.”

I brush “Can I be honest?” We all turn to look at Bob, circling the crust on his left hand. “We are just...Maybe a bit embarrassed and shy because of the way we look in front of you. I mean I still have no fucking clue why Austin and Liam still have their make-up on.” “It’s because it looks cool, dumbass!” Liam, sitting beside him, elbowed Bob’s shoulder and chuckled. “Fuck you!” Bob strikes back by doing the same and they all laugh. I just smiled softly. When Bob turned to look at me, he stopped smiling. “Sorry, our profanities. We’re kind of used to it.”

You didn’t make it this far to screw up now. I bite back my words and continue to stand there, waiting for the applause to die down. Trapped, forced to endure obscene leers and jeers as I struggle to maintain my voice and what little dignity I have left. I've never felt so ashamed. Scratch that. I did, when I accidentally sent amateur p**n to my boss, starring: yours truly. But the evening is not over yet. More music comes through the speakers, meaning I have more singing to do. And more stripping. By the time I get to the end of my set, my bra and my panties lie dormant on top of the pile of clothes next to me.

I clasp my hand over my mouth. "I'm so sorry. "It's fine." Shawn shrugs. "See, we all have our embarrassing moments with chocolate. Doesn't make us love it any less."

"It’s honestly a little embarrassing. When she laughed at me, it was the first time I realized my pronunciation was wrong. "And for that school anniversary performance, I really worked hard. I’d been studying piano for so many years…" Her tone remained composed, but by the end, her eyes shimmered with unshed tears. The livestream comments exploded. However, I couldn’t tell whether it was from curious onlookers or Shawn’s hired trolls. "Sweetheart, you’ve got nothing to be ashamed of. You’re amazing!" "She’s the shameless one! Look at her background—what gives her the right to mock hardworking, ordinary people?"

“If not, you can't hold me accountable for my rudeness." At that moment, one of the spectators slammed a coffee cup in Liam and Jolie's direction. Liam’s single sleeve was discolored by the coffee. Still, it drenched Jolies's entire face. "Ouch!" Stella dragged Sherry out of the frame as Jolie released the screen. Stella didn't think it would be necessary for her and Sherry to battle with Liam because they were two women. They would bear the loss if it occurred. Sherry was still enraged when she left the selling office, asking herself, "How could that son of bitch be so brilliant at bullshitting? I'm so disgusted that I believed I was in love with him five years ago! Christ!"

I announced after like a pop star and when I was done, the staff clapped. But that was not all, because as I bowed my head accepting their applause, I had forgotten about the last embarrassing thing which was…. “Love you bro.” Chandler face-pied me with a medium size vanilla pie and my entire face was coated with it and the entire staff was shocked but I heard a snicker nonetheless. I pursed my lips and cleaned my eyes watching as Chandler and Jeremy cackled. “Haha.” I tried walking towards them but a very unplanned thing happened when I slipped and fell on my butt and everyone laughed boisterously again.

she muttered, stealing a nervous glance at Dorothy, whose face remained unreadable. “The video mishap was entirely my fault. I accidentally handed Mrs. Dorothy my flash drive, which contained… some disturbing videos. Mrs. Dorothy has worked tirelessly on this presentation. I see her in the office, restless, planning how she can contribute to the betterment of this company. Please don’t let my mistake rob her of the chance to prove she’s a great leader,” Shalom said, her voice laced with sincerity. The room fell silent. She gave a small nod and stepped away.

Maya hadn’t laughed that hard in months. Not the fake kind she gave when someone cracked a joke in class. Not the polite one she used when Kennedy teased her. This laugh was real—loud and unfiltered—as she collapsed on the grass beside Zane behind the bleachers. “You—you actually told Coach Hamilton his mustache looked like a dead squirrel?” she gasped between giggles. Zane grinned, his head tilted back against the bleacher frame, eyes squinting against the sunlight. “I didn’t mean to! It just came out mid-sneeze.”