Short Comedy Quotes

“Hey little brother, wanna get married? Here are nine bucks, it’s on me!”Just like that, Cecelia Shayne gave herself away with nine bucks.Consequently…The random cutie she dragged off the street? He’s a poor good-for-nothing who needs her to tend to his every need.However, there’s nothing she can do.This is a husband she bought, and she needs to swallow this somehow.But… But…Why does his name seem to be the same as the owner of a certain conglomerate…?What?Asset transfer?Cecelia was shocked. “Why’re you giving me all this money?”William Sandler looked her dead in the eye, “Money’s yours, you’re mine!”

"Kahit kailan hindi ako magkakagusto sa'yo." Iyan ang mga salitang palaging bukambibig ni Louise sa tuwing aasarin siya ng kaniyang childhood best friend slash boss na si Troy. Guwapo, mayaman, mabait. Halos lahat na yata ng magagandang katangian ng isang lalaki ay nasa kaibigan niya na. Tunay ngang napakadaling sabihin sa isang tao na hindi mo siya gusto, pero napakahirap naman nitong panindigan lalo na kung araw-araw mo itong nakikita at nakakasama. Makakaya nga ba niyang panindigan ang mga salitang sinabi sa kaniyang kaibigan o kakainin niya ang kaniyang sinabi dahil sa paglaon ay hindi niya na rin mapigil ang damdaming nais kumawala sa kaniyang puso?

WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR YOUNG READERS. SYNOPSIS: He is her boss and she is his secretary. Plain and simple. But when love grows what will happen? She is a nerd secretary na mahilig makichismis sa sex life ng boss niya. Pero sa kabila ng pagiging sekretarya niya ay may iba pa siyang pakay — ang makapaghiganti. But what if her vengeance turns to love? Is she willing to forget everything and follow her heart instead? He is a tyrant boss who has complete control over his employees. His company, his rules. So, everyone was frightened of him. But when the newly hired secretary came into the picture, everything was ruined. His precious rules were shattered. Ang perpekto niyang batas ay nasira lamang ng isang nerd secretary. Ano ang gagawin niya upang mapasunod ito? When the tyrant boss meets the nerd secretary, what will happen?

Alana Mendoza, a sunbeam in a world of shadows, had her life meticulously planned: a dream job, independence, and the loving embrace of her family. But when her parents shatter her reality with an arranged marriage to a powerful Italian billionaire stranger, her bright future dims. Ricardo Romero, a single father hardened by loss and ruthless in his pursuits, wants nothing to do with the cheerful woman thrust into his life. He's a fortress of icy arrogance, a man who lives solely for his son. Yet, beneath the cold exterior lies a burning intensity, a dangerous allure that threatens to ignite a forbidden passion. Haunted by his past, he views Alana as nothing more than an inconvenient obligation. He's a man of sharp edges and sharper words, a fortress guarded by ice and grief. But beneath the surface, a fierce passion simmers, a desire that threatens to shatter his carefully constructed walls. Can Alana melt the ice around his heart, or will their forced union become a battleground of pride and hidden desires? In a world where wealth breeds danger and love is a dangerous game, will they find solace in each other's arms or be consumed by the flames of their forbidden attraction?

Summer Phillips has it all. Loving parents, good grades, and popularity. Except for one thing. A loving and caring boyfriend. After dating a string of bad boys and jerks, she finally decided that enough is enough! She almost gave up on meeting a genuinely nice guy until one day, she laid her eyes on Anthony Turner, a sweet, charismatic, and smart guy in her Math class. In an attempt to make the first move, she proceeded to pass him a note. What could go wrong, right?Except...the note fell into the hands of the person she hated the most, Anthony Dean. Will she be able to clear up the misunderstanding or will Anthony target her as his latest conquest?

Kasambahay ang pinasukan niyang trabaho ngunit dahil sa isang pagkakamali, isa na siya ngayong Maybahay. Kilalanin si Estrella Dominguez, ang probinsyanang handang makipagsapalaran sa siyudad para sa paghahanap ng trabaho ngunit dahil sa ka-mangmangan, napasok siya sa malaking gulo na babago sa takbo ng buhay niya. Kailangan niyang pakasalan si Sebastian Martinez, ang boss niya sana pero sa isang iglap, magiging asawa na pala niya. Kasal na sila ngunit hindi mahal ang isa't-isa. Posible kaya itong magbago at mauwi sa pagmamahalan o baka naman sa huli ay deborsyo ang kahinatnan?

Caught off guard by the sight of her fiancé and step-sister in bed together, Haley swiftly dumped the scumbag and hastily tied the knot with her fiancé’s uncle. Initially viewing the marriage as a matter of convenience, she soon found herself showered with affection and assistance from her unexpected husband. Yet, as time passed, his behavior took a peculiar turn... With her back almost giving out from exhaustion, Haley exploded with frustration, "We need to divorce. This marriage is intolerable!" To her astonishment, a shameless proposition followed, "Let's divorce then. Everything will be yours, including me!" Shane Ford, rumored to be worth billions, was renowned for his aloof demeanor and disinterest in romance. However, after marriage, he transformed into a devoted partner, showering Haley with overflowing affection and occasionally displaying irresistibly adorable episodes of jealousy.

Isang simpleng babae si Beatrice Vallencia na lihim na nagmamahal kay Jefferson Griffin. Isang sikat na Chef, makisig at higit sa lahat babaero. Pero nabago ang lahat simula ng makilala niya si Caye Flores na buong akala niya ay ito na ang mamahalin niya habang buhay. Nagbago ang lahat noong gabi na may nangyari sa kanila ng babae na hindi niya maalala ang mukha. Mahahanap kaya niya ang babae? Paano kapag nalaman niyang si Bea ito? Mapapa-sakanya kaya ito kung pag-aari na ito ng iba? Hanggang saan ang kaya mong gawin para sa pag-ibig?

In Jefferson City, everyone was shocked by the news of the affluent Warren family allowing a country girl to choose any one of the five sons of the Warren family as her fiance. The girl was chubby and dark-skinned, and looked like a typical country bumpkin. The netizens were outraged, claiming that she was not fit to marry into the Warren family. To everyone's surprise, she was actually the chairman of the Lukesh Company, the famous singer Natalie, and a famous race car driver. Nobody dared to say that she wasn't a perfect match for the five sons of the Warren family.

Para mabuhay ang mga batang tinuturing na niyang kapatid. Nag-apply si Petra ng trabaho sa isang malaking kompanya. Nakuha siyang assistant ng arogante at mapaglarong CEO na si Joshua. Maayos naman ang lahat sa trabaho, kahit na minsan ay gusto niyang pilipitin ang leeg ng loko-loko niyang amo. Hanggang sa isang araw, ang pinakatago-tago niyang sikreto ay nabunyag. Dahilan para masisante siya sa trabaho at mawala sa buhay ng binatang amo na nagkaroon na ng parte sa kaniyang puso.