Skeleton Puppet Comedian Novels & Stories

“I ever I'll hire you as my new secretary, are you willing to be laid by me?” Like, big iww! That dork looks even older than my grandfather! Is he even aware that he looks like a corpse who rose from his tomb just now? And I remember answering, “How about you, old hag? Are you willing to die and become your wife and child's meal? Though, I'm sure your dog will be the one to benefit the most. Fucking skeleton.” Damn, when I was out of their building, I laughed my ass out like there's no tomorrow.

"Frak frak frak frak--" The Sovereign Corpse Puppet let out a few low and weird foreign words, then violently stood upright like a zombie, and then rushed to the purple-robed old man like lightning, and opened his mouth to reveal sharp fangs, biting at his neck. The purple-robed old man was shocked, and under his instinctive reaction, he raised his arm to resist, but he didn't expect the corpse puppet to bite on his wrist, immediately leaving four horrifyingly gruesome blood holes.

The more prominent the masked man's performance was, the more the others' shortcomings were set off. Some people said a few more sarcastic words, "It’s the same as staying in the blood world for such a long time, but some people were able to kill 60 corpse puppets, others who gained an advantage by trickery did not even kill 30 corpse puppets. How long do you think that guy, Fane, is going to run around in the blood world?" After saying this, he could not hold back a snort of laughter, his laughter filled with sarcasm and mockery.

She then widened her eyes seeing the person earlier lying coldly on the floor. She gazed at the skeleton then to the corpse, confused. Did the undead kill her instead? However, the possibility of that happening was absurd. How could they kill their own master? Hellion let out a cold laugh as it echoed inside the room. She glanced at the skeleton in front of her and motioned it to step forwards. The skeleton rattled as it looked at her wagging finger. It was a bit confused but it obediently walked towards her and stand closer to her. Hellion laughed again, this time she felt ridiculous at the fact she could called out and order a skeleton.

And when I looked into his red eyes, I knew instantly who it was. “Dark Lord…” “No,” he said, “That is not my title anymore.” I could be wrong, but I saw him smiling sadly. After all, how could a skeleton smile or give any expression whatsoever? Expression comes from muscles, and skeletons do not have muscles. They are just bones. “Are you here to pick me up?” I asked. My voice trembled slightly. I was still not ready to go. My eyes flared up in heat as well. But the skeleton man shook his head. “That is not my job anymore,” he said, “It used to be when I was the Dark Lord, but one of your boyfriends has cost me that job.”

I argued. "But it is so clear in your face," added Miguel. "Just say it out girl before someone snatches him away." "That's not my business," I chided. "But to be frank, I don't like his skeleton assistant," I whispered to them and they laughed ignoring everyone around us. I joined them as well. "Skeleton?" Manuel repeated the word again and caused us to laugh again. "Yeah, don't you think so? Tell me who will like a skeleton girl like that and she thought she is pretty."

This was so comical that Vivian couldn’t restrain herself and burst out laughing. “Gosh!!! No!! That was so funny…” She hollered, holding her stomach… “Ha…ha…ha… Oh my God… that was ha…ha…ha… funnier than a joker…” Sandilo leaned forward and brushed a lock of her hair behind her ears saying, “I could play the role of a joker all my life if that is what makes you happy…” Vivian’s eyes teared up at this statement and she threw her arms around Sandilo…

Chapter 70 • Talking Skeleton After the body totally dispersed, Linda was faced with a talking skeleton. "Hahahahahaha." The skeleton continued to laugh out loud in a way that pissed Linda. As if the skeleton sensing what Linda was about to do it raised it hand with vigor and took a red rope that hugged on a nail on the wall. Before Linda could raise her hand so that she could point her index finger on the skeleton in front of her as she had started incarnating but then… The skeleton used the rope in its hand to bond Linda all over her body and she fell down on the ground.

Wait that's a bad thing, they've actually just shown me their identities, they're not planning on letting us go. "Can you please shut that thing up?" Small robber dude shouts from the front, I look down at the baby I didn't know how, I wasn't a mother and that's who she wanted right now. I bounce her but it wasn't working again she didn't want me! Tall robber dude leans over to the front opening the glove box, while smacking the other dude up the head. "She's a baby idiot! Here don't worry it's clean" he says sitting back holding a pink dummy in his hand, I take it from him putting into her mouth which slowly makes her calm down.

"This is our fault, Elder Langdon. We won't do it again!" "Elder Langdon, I refined this puppet using my oldest disciple. His physique is strong, and he's a martial nirvana. Please treat this as my apology." Thorn suddenly remembered he had a good-quality zombie puppet and quickly offered it.