Puck Me Hard
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The party was an abso-fucking-lute blowout.
Bass thrummed through the walls, music pounding and bodies packed into every corner of the backyard. It was a pool party so they were people in all stages of undress singing, fucking and going crazy in the water. The girl, Jessica, who invited me had asked to meet my “girlfriend,” so she could introduce her to the girls but said “girlfriend” stood in the corner, moping and glaring at everyone who went in the pool like they were diseased, hellbent on proving his point that he wasn’t my date. So I just lied to Jessica that my girlfriend was preparing for some kickass test and couldn’t make it. She’d been all too happy about my “girlfriend’s” abse