Smiling Critters Frowny Fox Novels & Stories

“You fucked with the right one, Elijah.” {Elijah} The Night Before I watched from the window as Zoe walked up and down the street, calling for poor English. “Your Mommy looks really upset. You think you’ll be ready to go back home tomorrow?” I asked English as I scratched behind his ears. He yipped a tiny bark and rolled over on his back so that I could deliver the belly scratches that he loved. “I guess I’ll bring you back home tomorrow after work and tell her that someone brought you in.”

“You’ve done a fine job of outrunning all of us, little Frick.” “Oh, you captured him!” The sound of Kit’s cheerful voice had Landon looking up in anticipation of seeing her lovely face. She was already alighting from her steed, even though the horse hadn’t come to a complete stop, and he was glad she was nearby when he’d made his claim. “I did,” Landon said proudly, walking over to meet her. “And he’s just as adorable as you said he was.” Kit was giggling as she reached out to stroke the fox on his soft head. “Well done, little Frick! Well done!”

All of a sudden they zoomed in! "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"Screamed of her little friends and the little fox.

It's so unnecessary, but whatever, I'll oblige his ego this once. "Looks like we didn't chase you off fully." The wolf is all jokes, huh? He chuckles like it's one, but we all know he isn't joking at all. I shrug. "I'm like a cat. I got nine lives." "Aren't you a fox though?" Misty asks. Yes, Capt. Obvious, I'm indeed a fox. My sarcastic remark is on the tip of my tongue when Maverick pierces me with a warning look. I swallow down those words regrettably. I take a deep breath like Maverick did and then I release it.

Chill ran through his neck and he decided to stay put. However, just when Fang was about to make peace with the situation, they noticed a bustling in the nearby bushes. His nerves stiffened like a block of ice when he saw a huge black three-eyed frog approaching the vicinity. The frog was no doubt an Alpha beast. Fang's guts churned milk when he saw the beast coming closer. "Now this is great!" Fang's face turned ugly. "Argh… fuck me!" Creed couldn't hold back either. "This is some sick joke, right?" Fang said as tears left his nostrils, "What shitty timing!"

the time". Fuck, I hate myself...I don't want to talk about this shit! I want to talk about how cows moo and all that fucking shit. I wanted ice cream but the doctor said I wasn't allowed to eat it. How did Dumbledor even grow that long ass beard that's as long as the Mississippi river? Why is there such song as "What does the Fox say?" when obviously, the fox says "meow"?" I cry. Maddox laughs, "What's so funny? Do I look like a clown to you? I'm fucking crying and all you're doing is being an ungrateful husband to me!"

He and the rest of the men who had been speaking all froze, eyeing their comrade who made the deduction from the corner of their eyes, then quickly back to the rapidly approaching bundle of joy. "Fuck me.." Some great final words if I do say so myself. "MROOOAR!" Cuddles paws still outstretched, sweet adorable smile went super sized and that girl wasn't bringing no fries or shakes, only that sweet cute smile.... Cute in a I'm gonna eat your fucking face kind of cute, as her smile was one of a free meal.