South Park Cartman Saying Kyle Novels & Stories

"G'night. Love you." "Love you and the bean. Safe trip," Kyle said in a chipper voice. "See ya when I see ya." •

why were they having sex? Kyle raised an eyebrow, then suddenly burst out laughing. "No need to be this surprised. We’re just taking care of each other's needs." Kyle got up and shook water off his body. I stopped talking. It’s better to stay silent to things beyond my comprehensive. "Umm..." Kyle suddenly seemed weirdly sheepish about something. I raised my head to look at him, wondering what made him stutter. He sighed. "Do me a favor. Can you not tell Enzo that I'm gay?"

I’m starting to think it might just be me. “I’m cute, right?” I ask the boys. I’m going out on a limb, but I’m pretty sure they’ll give me an honest answer. Kyle stops what he’s doing and glances over at Chris, who smiles. Then, together, they both shake their heads. “Ugly as fuck.” “Face like a cartoon witch.” “Christ,” I groan, exasperated. “Have fun with the late-night rush, assholes! I’ll see ya!” “Oh, and a crazy ginger!” Kyle calls after me as I kick open the back door.

"Are you in kindergarten?" He giggled again. "It worked, didn't it?" Kyle asked. He kissed his fiance's cheek. "Besides, kindergartners don't fuck you till your legs are jelly." Simon's face turned red and he buried his face into the alpha's neck. "You're shameless." Kyle grinned. He cood feel like knot slowly shrinking and he smirked. "Do you want to go another around?" He earned a sharp smack to the chest. "No!" "Keep that thing away from me!"

“You did? When?” He made a mumming sound that had me lifting to my toes and holding my breath. “Kyle reached out to me last night, a bit concerned, to come up with a way to get you girls on speaking terms” he explained. “We were of the opinion of a day at the spy or a shopping trip” “Awwnnn that’s so nice of him” I always thought he was such a sensitive nice guy, the exact opposite of the stereotype jock like you wouldn’t believe. “Kyle is such a darling” I sighed dreamily.

“Please, Kyle. Say something…” ---

Zack smirked and said “Well Dog is God spelt backwards. That means, I am a God.” I cringed and shook my head “You’re far from it.” Then ignored him and started drawing again. “Can I draw too?” asked Kyle. I nodded and handed him markers and a blank piece of paper. “So why are you home and now in school?” asked Kyle, as he started drawing.

“Just because I am excited to go to England, means that I am excited to meet that gay band. Do you not see how tight their pants are? Gosh! I am a girl and my pants aren’t even that tight. Anyway, I heard that English boys are hot especially with their accent. Huh! I wonder how much junk they have…” I was rudely cut off by Kyle yelling well attempting to sing the intro song for spongebob. I rolled my eyes. “Are you done with your ‘fantasy’? You have to realize although I know that you not innocent anymore I do not want to hear you go off on boys as a reminder that you are not a nun. Gah! I wish you were innocent.” I smiled and he gave me a disgusted face. I knew he was only kidding so I was

‎ ‎Liam hesitated, looked at Kyle, then shrugged, a little awkwardly. ‎ ‎“I mean… no.”He scratched the side of his head. “I just thought… I don’t know, he's not like that.” ‎ ‎Kyle snorted softly, “Kid thought I was running some underground drug deal or something.” ‎ ‎Selene laughed, a soft, genuine cackle that filled the space between them. ‎ ‎“Well,” she said, glancing at him with something that lingered a moment too long, “that’s Kyle for you.”

Damien pointed out, with his eyes on Kyle who wished the ground could open up and swallow him. “I... Umm.. I” Kyle was trying so hard to come up with the right words, he knew he couldn’t just tell him that he was crying, that wasn’t cool. But Damien let out a chuckle, “I have never seen you so speechless, whenever Cole talks, you always answer him right back” he explained “Ohhh that’s because he’s an asshole, ohh I’m sorry” he quickly apologized. “Nah it’s all good, he is an asshole. By the way what are you doing standing outside the lady’s restroom?” He asked