South Park Cartman Saying Kyle Novels & Stories

Why can't he just be like his brother and stay out of my face? I thought you said you weren't scared of spiders." Kyle said, trying to surpress his laughter. I gave him an angry look then stumped off with that same anger. I am definitely not surprised that he is truly a demon. Anyone would believe that even if it turns out as a lie. "Hey!" Kyle yelled after me. "You are not angry are you?!" he shouted and I almost thought he felt bad about what he just did. Well... almost because I heard him laugh again.

After the first five rings, Kyle took my phone from me and switched it off. I was seated on the couch, Kyle beside me. I stared blankly into space as memories of the night replayed in my head. I wish I had never gone to that stupid party. "Wanna hear some good jokes?" Kyle smiled. I shrugged. "What do you call a sleeping bull?" He asked, smirking. "A bull-dozer." I replied bluntly. He pouted. I heard Chris' car pull up in the driveway. It wasn't long before Chris made his appearance in the living room.

Kyle says and with that, he gives a short ending speech to his listeners and turns all the equipment off, giving all his attention to Carl, who was looking down and fidgeting with his fingers. “So, what did you think? You answered all those questions like a pro, even the trivia questions! Not a single one wrong. I’m impressed. You really know your stuff. Not that you wouldn’t but you’d be surprised how many things even faculty gets wrong,” Kyle beams and Carl takes a mental note of his smile. Suddenly, he felt like things were going to be okay. “Yeah, I enjoyed it. And really, I didn’t get any trivia wrong?” “Nope!” Kyle smiles again and Carl’s heart does a summersault.

Louis just heard laughter outside the door: "Nothing! I just want to ask the boy who has just moved to our motel a few questions! " Louis quietly opened the door and asked again, "What do you want to ask? " Kyle stood outside the window, looking at Terry from head to toe, before finally saying, "You're really cute and pure. I'm surprised that a handsome man's taste is "a white bunny" like you! " When Louis heard Kyle say such perplexing sentences, he asked quietly, "What do you want to talk about, Kyle? "

“Yes, brother. You’ve said it well. We’ll work on understanding that part as well.” “She might be using some witchy blah blah blah on us.” Kieran says with his back leaned against the recliner in the chair. There is a little silence before Kyle laughs in a mild way and snorts it out. “I’m sorry, and brother, I love you, but trust me, don’t chime into this conversation. All your brain thinks of is mayhem, not how to make plans about something.” “Fuck you, Kyle.” Spews Kieran, and he rolls his eyes at Kyle.

With just one lethal stare from Kyle, they left Gaby to be with him, in the path to their cabin. "Some friends you have," Kyle remarked after scoffing. "Why are you so tall?" Gaby complained out of the blue, looking at Kyle with a frown. A hiss left Kyle's lips before he found a great answer, "The better... to see the wild dog?" Gaby nearly laughed at that. She said, "Since when are you funny?" "At least... I calmed your nerves," he answered before grimacing at his own response. "Though, it that was not... my full intention. I never thought of myself as a clown wannabe."

“Don’t say ‘had’. She’s still alive, you know” “Hmm, good point. She better be alive. There are still so many things I have to share with her, yet. By the way, did I mention the fact that Dr. Axton is hot as fuck” He says with wide eyes and I throw my head back laughing. As always, Kyle’s humor was a welcoming distraction. “Yeah, yeah, I know. I swear if I wasn’t straight, I would’ve totally hit on her” I joke.

“About time, Champ! I was starting to think you and Ryan don't want your bike anymore!” Kyle stiffened next to me as we stepped in. Mom was sitting comfortably on the couch, a show playing on the TV. She turned to us with that warm, knowing smile that always made me nervous. “Ohh,” she said, eyes lighting up as she spotted Kyle. “And who’s this handsome boy?” “Mom,” I warned immediately. “Don’t start.” She ignored me completely. “You didn’t tell me you had such cute friends, Champ.” Kyle’s face went red in half a second. “Ma’am, I—uh—thank you. I'm Kyle.”

Thus, he continued, "I didn't think you would be kind to him. He said so many hurtful words to you last night, didn't he? He even called Chaylen an 'ass'." Chaylen put down the spoon. "He didn't call me an ass! He said, I just look like an ass!" "So, you're willing to look like an ass?" Vincent chuckled. Kyle also laughed. "Pfff...!" "If I look like an ass, you look like shit," Chaylen rebuked Vincent. "If I'm the shit and you're the ass, then I would rather surf on the toilet bowl," Vincent' responded. "Guys, is it okay to talk about that in front of food?" complained Kyle, who couldn't take it anymore.

He turns his gaze back to me "so --" "Get out man! "Kyle finally speaks up after a long time of observation, and i silently send him a thanks, because honestly, i don't think i have it in me to sit here and pretend to have a polite conversation with almost the whole school watching anymore. "What?" Finn addresses Kyle. Both of them staring at each other Like lions ready to pounce on each others heads. Finn never liked Kyle, and Kyle always hated Finn. "I said fuck off man! "Kyle said coolly.