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I shuddered, my pussy dripping with juices as I licked up the spunk that dripped down my face. I turned around to face the camera. Mom held it up, her face flushed. She trembled as Carter grunted. I smiled broadly, flashing my braces, for the video, jizz dripping down my face. That was the money shot for the video. "My mom is going to love releasing this amateur p**n," said Carter as he ripped his dick out of Mom's asshole. "Give me the phone then lick your daughter's face clean Mrs. Meyers. Share the cum with her. That's what sluts do!"

I couldn’t help but smile back. “How are you feeling?” my mother asked Willow gently. “I’m okay. I actually feel quite good,” Willow replied. “That’s great to hear.” The atmosphere felt a bit awkward as we all struggled to reconnect. Carter, however, found a way to break the silence, “Well, while you all catch up, I’m going to take a piss.” “Come on!” “Carter!” “Seriously!” We all yelled after him as he stumbled from his seat, laughter bubbling up and helping to ease the tension.

Laughter could be heard from behind the camera as well as from Mike who had come around the corner and was doubled over laughing at his twin. "Sweetie, you look so cute!" Her mother said, "I want to go as a ninja!" She screamed and stomped out, chasing Mike who immediately bolted, giggling the entire way. After twenty or so minutes more of embarrassing moments in their family history, the screen went black and a tearful Sarah squeezed her brother and her sisters as well as she could. "Thank you," she said. Danni returned the hug and smiled. "Given our situation, you're the best mom we could have hoped for. I just thought that instead of some sappy DVD, you'd enjoy our not-so-best-moments."

He joked, that made me smile again. I opened TV and slumped on the couch again. I switched channels to find something good to watch. When I got bored, I moved it to the boomerang. My mood lifts when the cartoon playing in the screen is my favorite! Grizzy and the Lemmings! I laughed loudly, hitting the couch with my hand from the glee. But my face fell when the advertisement entered what I was watching. I was annoyed to switch the channel to a popular network, but my smile faded when I saw who was the content of the news.

There is a curl to his lip that has me suppressing a grin because I know what comes next. The rip-roaring tooter he’s been working on explodes through the quiet. As the too handsome Dad’s face goes red, and his head knocks back, I let out a deep belly laugh I couldn’t hold in if I wanted. I still go on feeding Mister Man as if the series of other squirting farts accompanied by his bouncing, filling the visible diaper in his pant line, aren’t happening. Well, as much as I can through the increasing laughs, that are bringing tears to my eyes. As much for the relief in the little one’s face as the mortification on Dad’s.

Thinking someone magically will save me from this. And here he comes, "what happened? " Asked aarav. "Look at her cart" Said mom pointing towards the cart. "So? " Asked aarav "So? " Mocked mom angrily "I mean what's the problem? " Asked aarav " These are not even her size " Angry mom said. Aarav looked at me then at cart and then to mom. He exhaled and spoke again, "didn't she tell you? " My heartbeat picked up. Fuckkkkkkk

“My stomach, Samantha Jo! When did you turn into a comedian, I had no idea. You would have a crowd rolling in laughter if you continue like this.” I was beginning to get really annoyed with my mom’s silly laughter. This was a serious issue for me. For fuvk’s sake and she is laughing about it like I am saying some funny shit. She stopped laughing seconds after and stared at my face. The seriousness in my face was glaring. “Wait, don’t tell me you are serious right now?” “Damn shit, I am fucking serious mom! Arthur Murray has found his mate and he rejected her because she is human.” Mom froze and slowly lowered herself onto the bed. She hadn’t seen that coming.

As we climbed onto our logs, we started a friendly banter and it devolved into insults… Baylor: “I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a statement smarter than that.” Kenneth: “If you’re gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you’re just an ass.” Mitchum: “I bet you were up all night trying to come up with that one.” Baylor: “It’s pointless to make fun of you because it will take you the rest of the day to figure it out.” Mitchum: “Yo mama!” and with that he fell off his log at 1 hour 27 minutes. I looked at Kenneth and continued.

My mom answers, trying to ease Matt’s increasing panic. “Or summoning Satan.” Denver quips, the others chortling at the private joke between us siblings. Each set is more troublesome than the last. Dakota and the Denver, the least annoying of them all. Brynn and Briar may resemble sweet little angels, with their pigtails, but those two can raise hell with the best of them.

“Tell Ivan he’s wrong. SpongeBob is the funniest. Everyone knows it!” “Nu-uh!” little Ivan shot back, his tiny fists pumping in mock outrage. His cheeks flushed pink, and his soft gray eyes so painfully reminiscent of his father’s, sparkled with mischief. “Tom and Jerry! They’re the best. Right, Uncle Dave?” I chuckled, letting some of the tension ease from my shoulders. “Now, that’s a tricky one. See, SpongeBob makes me laugh until my stomach hurts, but Tom and Jerry? Classic. You can’t beat classic.”