South Park Gay Characters Novels & Stories

"I'm Rowan Easton. I smoke marijuana and make a video of it because I'm the boss. Vas happenin?!" The whole squad burst in laughter and I cant believe that the entire school was laughing. Why were they laughing if they were fans of these guys? This was not funny at all. They were not only making fun of me but they’re also making fun of Spitfire Strip. "I'm Lucius Jones and I act so swaggy on stage." "And Im Milo Beckett. I'm gay." The whole varsity laughed so hard and the people from the bleachers were laughing along too.

But now, out of nowhere, they are having tea time with only the three of them. “Why? What Happened?” For the nth time, Silvia sighed. They all settled on their chairs as Monique volunteered to pour the tea on each cup. “I don’t think I can face those two ever again.” Silvia started. Though baffled at what she’s talking about, the two remain quiet and wait for her to finish talking. “Earlier this morning I found out that Boone and Finn, Emelie and Angie’s sons, are gay.” “No way.” Eyes widened, Susan muttered. “Are you sure about that? I doubt it.” She shook her head and shrugged off the idea.

I didn’t understand why. “Because,” I chewed on my lower lip to stop myself from revealing his identity. “Because he’s gay.” “He’s gay?” “What’s gay?” FML. I slowly faced Aspro, wearing a mask of shame. It was a good thing he didn’t know what gay was, but with the way my sister was looking at him, he’d figure it out. “What’s gay?” He repeated. Maya was kind enough to fill him in. “Liking the same sex.” “Liking the same sex.” He was silent for some seconds. “I like the same sex?”

I sat next to Charlie every physics lesson, we'd never interact outside of these lessons but when we had them we'd get along swimmingly. Our sixth form was part of our high school, and I'd been out since year 7, so everyone knew I was gay and no one really had a problem with it. And by the time we'd gotten to sixth form as much as we were all horny teenage boys everyone was a lot more mature and accepting, including Charlie. In fact, Charlie loved asking me about the ins and outs of gay sex, everyone in my school did so I never really questioned it - that was until the day things escalated a bit further than normal.

as Brittany said, everyone- except Natalie and Autumn- looks at Sky. The squirrel-looking girl was about to answer Autumn back when she felt multiple eyes looking at her. She looks down and tilts her head in confusion. "What did you say again?" She asks Brittany and smiles awkwardly. Autumn sigh, fix her creased cloth then sat down on her chair again, followed by Natalie who didn’t remove her glare from Sky "I'm pretty sure you won't be able to catch someone who broke the rules because the girls are all gay for you while the gays are all straight for you," Autumn said and went back to her meal.

The four of them sat. Elowyn froze. “What?” she muttered. “You heard me,” the boy grinned, slapping the table. “How does that work, huh? He bends and you make dwarf babies together?” More laughter. Louder. Crueler. "Gaydom is great but I wonder how it fits in this hellhole...." More laughter. "No flesh behind those legs but you still spread them open...." "Froste is gay...." "Froste is in heat...." "Froste is gay and slutty...."

“He’s gay, Sydney.” “I’m pansexual.” I corrected Aaron, acknowledging his partner, who was all smiles. He was a complete opposite of me. He had a soft beard, kind eyes and short red hair, while I had chin length pitch-black hair, piercings, tattoos and a resting-bitch face. “Whatever.” Aaron rolled his eyes. “When was the last time you slept with someone who had a vagina?” “Aw, why are all the hot dudes gay?” Sydney, the red-haired, whined, before downing a glass of fruity cocktail.

Ace said squinting his eyes while Joel pulled at his lip. "Okay. I'll break this down for you. Really slow alright?" Cliff said, facing the two no brained dorks. They both nodded, trying to wrap their heads around it. "Me. Stark. Mates. Gay. In love. I prefer penis. We good?" He told them, and after a few seconds of thinking, it hit them both and they grinned, 'man-hugging' each other.

Jackson said as he straightened out Scott's suit. "Get your hands off me, I don't like ladies or girls or women" "They're actually the same"Jackson said,his left eyebrow raised. "Whatever..I don't like any" "So you're gay?" Jackson said and roared with laughter. "Dude, you're really funny,you? gay?. I believe you" He said again amidst laughter. "That's true..I can be gay, you get it" Scott said in realism. "Wait..I never asked you to be gay"

Cliff said, facing the two no brained dorks. They both nodded, trying to wrap their heads around it. "Me. Stark. Mates. Gay. In love. I prefer penis. We good?" He told them and after a few seconds of thinking, it hit them both and they grinned, 'man-hugging' each other.