Spiderman Depression Meme Novels & Stories

My comments exploded. [Bro is so obsessed with a woman he's making up accusations.] [Check Mara's company's official account. They already called the police. Justice finally wins.] [People like this belong in jail. Get help and stop losing your mind online.] Comments. Messages. Nothing but insults. I turned off my phone and buried my face in my knees. "Mom... that guy looks so sad..." "Come on. Stay away from people like that. Who knows what diseases homeless people have." Their footsteps faded.

I taunted him. "Nothing is enough," he huffed. "Should I break your skull or chop off your finger? And then, you can imagine the 'oh ho ho ho' tone in your mind in the background," I jokingly threatened him. (Oh ho ho ho is a song that's widely used as a meme for depicting sad or fucked up situations in India) "What the fuck? I am upset and crying over here and you're imagining about a meme in such a serious situation?" He complained.

Smiling, truly happy about something so normal and trivial. And everything was going well until I felt something run down my leg. I got up immediately and realized that a damn mutant spider had gotten into our tent. “Shit,” I whispered. I cursed and then heard an annoyed chuckle. “A super warrior can't be defeated by a simple, harmless spider,” Jayden said, and I growled at him. “It's too epic to ignore.” The laughter woke Brayden and Aiden, and they both laughed when they saw me shaking the spider off. It was completely crazy, but once I sent the little insect away, I took a deep breath and glared at the three of them.

“Papi, Spaghetti doesn’t wanna be held! He kicked me like a ninja!” I shut my laptop, leaned back, and tried not to smile. “Papiiiiii! Mama Mozzy stole my ball! Call the police! Or Batman!” Zane’s laugh floated up from the living room. “Ash, Batman doesn’t work on Sundays. He’s at the spa.” “What about Superman?” “He’s freelancing now. Not reliable. We should call Spiderman.” “He hates cats, Papi!” “Touché.” I closed my eyes for a second. God. My family was ridiculous. Even the stray cats had their own political alliances now.

"You missed me, didn't you?" I swallowed hard, fighting back tears and the hoarseness in my voice. "You were waiting for me to call first? Which must mean you missed me more, you asshat!" I could picture rolling his eyes. There was so much sass in his voice when he responded. "My Spidey sense said you were gonna call today, so I waited! What's up, sis? How's life treating you?" "I- '' Life was hard for me right now, and I'd hit the depths of depression itself. It felt like having a leash around my neck. It hurt. "Life's treating me well, of course! I'm enjoying every bit of it. What about you?"

Zack stood there, drenched, his face a mix of shock and humiliation. “You little…” he started, but before he could finish, Spider appeared out of nowhere. “Problem, sir?” Spider’s voice was casual, but the glint in his eye said otherwise. Zack froze. He knew better than to mess with Spider. Everyone in this club did. “Nothing,” Zack muttered, wiping at his shirt with a napkin. “Just… an accident.” “Good,” Spider said with a lazy smirk. “Accidents happen a lot around here. Especially to people who don’t know when to shut up.”

Like MJ in Spiderman No Way Home once said ‘If you expect disappointment, then you can never really get disappointed. “Are you okay? Did I say anything wrong?” Alex said with care, seeing her sad expression. “No, no, everything is fine.” Vivian said, forcing a smile. “Oh okay. Hey, look who’s here.” Alex said, pointing at Rowan, who was coming their way looking a bit pissed.

When he finally did come in, he did not look happy. “Anybody know about spiders?” “They have too many damned eyes, too many damned legs and are creepy as fuck.” Spider answered. There were some chuckles around the room. The man who could beat Danny Trejo at a Danny Trejo lookalike contest, was terrified of spiders. As a prospect, he had screamed the walls down when he spotted one. Naturally, he was named Spider. “Anybody else?” “I know someone.” Dino said as he looked over at Werewolf. The older man nodded slightly.

He stumbled on a boy who was so drunk and worn out. "Hey boss.. " The boy said, staggering on the stairs " What is this spider? I was thinking of sending you to the safehouse and here you're looking so wasted, get the fuck out!" He yelled " I'm Sorry boss, but come off it, We won it big today, we need to celebrate," Spider said as he let out a chuckle "I'll celebrate after all work is done, " he said, trying to walk away "How about we hit campus tomorrow and get some chicks for a steamy night tomorrow?" Spider asked

He's all I need. "You have a very long tongue, you know?" I compliment. I turn my head around to face him. My voice sounds horrible. He grins showing those deep dimples. He sticks out his tongue and it literally curls down under his chin touching his throat! Just like VENOM! From Spiderman, lol.