Spongebob Fanfiction Novels & Stories

“Chef Marcus also cried when his boyfriend left him. I blocked him in 2022.” “You’re being rumored to be sleeping with Zane Romano,” Sophia whispered, “while also representing his wife. That’s not a scandal, Dianna. That’s burn-the-building-down and ban-all-kids-from-marshmallows-for-a-week level.” I exhaled. “Ash will survive the trauma.” “That kid’s thriving. There’s a clip of him saying he looks like SpongeBob when he wears yellow. Someone edited it with a Pixar soundtrack.” I stared at the table. “SpongeBob?”

Reason for me to come to my senses and just throw him in the swimming pool. But then... that Spongebob-printed thing is really etched in my brain and that's what annoys me the most. I saw a lot of women, in expensive bikinis and sexy lingerie, and they were definitely sexier than my husband, I don't know why the body became straight, but why does Spongebob have the power to turn him on? Somebody please tell me why? And her lips... how can her lips be such a delectable delight? If that's Nicky's way to make me feel sick... I'd risk dying then, just kiss him again.

"Will you please explain to me love why there are soap suds on the whole bathroom floor at 6 in the morning? I almost slip on the floor if I did not grab on the counter on time!" "You see Gideon. Uhmmm." I need a valid excuse. I need a good explanation to pacify his irritation. Help me! "Spongebob" I mentally face palm myself. I can even hear my ancestors say what the fudge. "What? Spongebob?" Gideon crossed his arms across his chest letting me dig my own grave deeper. So I did. We aim to please. "It is his fault. You see he got bored under the sea so he float up to the surface and decided to play in our bathroom with Peter the starfish."

“You like SpongeBob? I wouldn’t have guessed.” “My nephew gave it to me,” I say by way of explanation. “He’s four, and SpongeBob is his hero.” Her big brown eyes are shining with gentle mirth, and I can’t help myself. Feeling almost desperate for her, I lean down and kiss the corner of her soft lips. I can hear her intake of breath and my body screams at me to keep going but I pull back. I hover over her lips for a second watching her eyelashes flutter open. “Are you hungry?” I whisper.

And he will be at the mercy at the hands of Cholo. I picked up the paper and stared at it. Femella is so cute in her SpongeBob pajama suit and pigtails. I took out my cell phone and took a picture with the paper. I sipped my coffee with a smile and savored the taste. Christine already knows my coffee blend but I seem to be looking for something else. I'm craving for something different yet familiar. There's just something missing in my life right now. I sighed. I could be slow at times. It only means one thing.

"And, I feel that he's the one for me." Most of the time we watch SpongeBob, I do most of the watching. Bruna does most of the talking. Just as I'm watching the cartoon and she's blabbing something about Josh being her soul mate, we hear a shrill scream. We hear the scream a second time. It's next door. Troy's house. We both rush and thank God the door is not locked. We are met by a furious Troy and a scared snivelling Jenna. Jenna is on the floor and Troy is on top of her, clenching his fist.

he said. There was something about the way he spoke about the throne, like he was jealous of Raven being the future vampire king, but I tried not to read too much into it. "So can we be friends and allow me to feed your stomach until it's full? Don't say no. I saved you from SpongeBob Seraphina." I burst into laughter. "Did you just call her SpongeBob Seraphina?" "Isn't that what you said?" he asked and beamed a smile at me. I returned the smile too.

softly at that. Yeah, I knew how Hawk's driving could be, and when he was in a rush, I could only imagine how it was. I excused myself from my mum soon after, to go see the mastermind behind all of this. "So," I started, smiling at him. "So," he answered, smiling back. I chuckled softly before covering the space between us, so that now, my arms were wrapped around him in a hug. He must have been stunned, because for a second or two, he didn't react. But he soon reciprocated the gesture; wrapping his arms around me as well. And the feeling it left was one I couldn't quite understand. However, I knew I sure liked it. "Thank you, Spongebob. Really, thanks. This is the sweetest thing anyon

" I say throwing her arm around my shoulders. "Are those chocolates." She frowns when we got to the stairs. This is really going to be hard. "Do you know sponge Bob is a sponge?" She looks up to me expectantly. "I like sponge Bob, I mean his nice and makes nice crabby paddies." Another step up. "But I don't like Patrick he is so mean." Another step up. "And Mr crab is just too in love with money, just like that son of a chocolate." That should be me.

Clover was the only person allowed to visit me and he was the only reason I still had my friggin' sanity intact. "Clover can I tell you a secret," I said dropping my voice to its lowest. He moved closer with a sinister look on his face. I closed the distance and put my hands around his ear. "I want to fuck him. I want him so deep in my punani, it grazes my friggin' soul." "Huh?" Clover jerked with a puzzled look. "Fuck who?" I sighed. "SpongeBob Square pants." I slapped my forehead again as his face glowed missing the sarcasm. "I'm talking about Eric. You Idiot!"