Spongebob Goofy Goober Rock Song Novels & Stories

Apparently when Skye first started dating Dallas, they were getting it on so loudly that it was keeping Javan awake at night. When Javan decided he had had enough, he plugged in his keyboard at full volume and started playing the theme song to every cartoon he could think of. As well as his five-year-old-equivalent skill level would allow, anyway—which is to say, not very well. Skye eventually burst in, yelling over the music, demanding to know why Javan was ruining the ambiance. Javan told him that was exactly the point, and then he threatened to play the Spongebob theme song on repeat any time he was able to hear them through the wall after midnight.