Spongebob Goofy Goober Rock Song Novels & Stories

I find myself actually having somewhat of a good time at their dumb concert. "Fall in love with hobos like us," Jam sings, wiggling up and down like a worm, "cause you can't run and you can't hide," Gland raps, looking very intimidating while doing so -- you really can't run and hide from him, he'll find you. Oog finally concludes the song, "You and us gonna munch the sky! Dung Number 5!" The three 'stars' throw their mics into the air and sprint to the edge of the stage before diving headfirst off of it like insane people. AJ shrieks and runs to catch their stage-dive but I pull her back before she can get squashed by them.

You need a double dose, I reckon. ‘You’re as funny as chicken pox, Jimbo,’ Cochran replied with a chuckle. ‘And you still can’t sing, Skipper,’ First Mate James ‘Jimbo’ Spirehouse said. ‘You’re gonna have to accept that fact some day. Why not do it now and save my sanity?’ ‘Because the King still sings, you heathen,’ said Cochran, jerking his head towards the speaker as it pumped out ‘Jailhouse Rock’. ‘And you were crazy before you ever set foot on this boat.’ The two men laughed heartily.

Come here, girl (Go 'head, be gone with it) Come to the back (Go 'head, be gone with it) VIP (Go 'head, be gone with it) Drinks on me (Go 'head, be gone with it) Let me see what you're twerking with (Go 'head, be gone with it) Look at those hips (Go 'head, be gone with it) You make me smile (Go 'head, be gone with it) Go ahead, child (Go 'head, be gone with it) And, get your sexy on (Go 'head, be gone with it) Get your sexy on (Go 'head, be gone with it) At the end of the song, when we posed for the ending, I had time to roll my eyes. Looking for where Mr. Harold is looking. It turned out that he is looking at me, with a grin that gave me goosebumps. Shoot!

I mused between chuckles, with Hawk echoing the throaty sound before saying, "yeah, totally." As AHollandna Grande's In my Head boomed in the radio, with Hawk and I still singing along even though we would most likely than not, butcher the chorus, I felt a gentle smile ease its way to my face. All thoughts of my mum and her not so surprising, yet kind of hurtful disappointment, didn't once come to mind. Instead, that light and airy feeling never once left me. And honestly, I was pretty sure it wouldn't be going away anytime soon. Because I was with a particular SpongeBob, and whenever I was with him, it was always light and breezy.

Ever. She danced while she was singing some kind of song I couldn't quite make out because she was singing like a f*cking baby, slurring her words out. I don't know for sure, but I think it's the spongebob theme song. The show I used to watch all the time when was seven. I took the opportunity to pull out my phone and record this. She won't remember this tomorrow and she'll be furious when she looks at this.

Van’s voice took over as Joel downed his beer and jumped off the table, “Yogi’s got a little friend.” “Booboo, Booboo.” I turned and saw Charlie and Stub yell-singing too. “Yogi’s got a little friend.” “Booboo, Booboo Bear, Booboo, Booboo Bear, Booboo, Booboo Bear.” Van kissed the closest woman to him and continued. “Yogi’s got a little friend.” “Booboo, Booboo Bear.” I caught on to the lyrics as someone else took over another verse. The next verse was about Yogi’s girlfriend, Cindy, followed by Cindy likes it on the fridge, polar, polar bear. I almost died again when the next guy sang, “Booboo likes it up the ass.”

This life's go no escape, Go hard until I can't see straight, Sunlight burn in' my eyes, How the fuck am I still alive? (Oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa)

Everyone chorused. “GO!”

"I love you Hazel, I love you very much. Never forget that" And I know she means every word she just said. She's God sent in my life "I love you more you little munchkin" "Are you ready kids!" She suddenly sings and I know where she's coming from so I respond "Aye Aye Captain!" "Ooohh...who lives in a pineapple under the sea!" " Sponge Bob Square Pants!" We both continue to sing and laugh. Our friendship starts at forever and ends at never. I love you bestie. ************************************

LUCY'S POV Ohh Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants Observant and yellow and porous is he? SpongeBob SquarePants If nonentical nonsense be something you wish? SpongeBob SquarePants Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish? SpongeBob SquarePants Ready? SpongeBo SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants Sponge-Bob Square-Pants *********** I am currently watching an episode of my favorite show, SpongeBob. Don't judge me, ok, I still love the cartoon. After waking up today with a splitting headache, everything that happened yesterday came back to me.